diary of shy ronnie aka alone and naked

[shy_ronnie]

day 1


it seems i have opened my eyes for the first time in my life. my childhood seems a blur. as i strain to remember how i got here or why i am naked, thoughts of survival immediately override my brain. there are more important tasks at hand now, and night has already fallen.



surrounded by all manner of berries and wild edibles, i begin the task of finding myself a supply of food. despite the overwhelming urge to eat everything in sight i find myself unable to touch anything. what a strange world i have found myself in.

day 2

i have learned that hearthlings are a strange breed of animal. they exhaust all resources in the area and expand into their surroundings, to devour even more. if i am to survive in this world, i must travel far beyond the area in which i first found myself. to that point, i have decided that i should find a cave. even with the threat of bats it would prove a far better dwelling than out in the open. oh, and i also learned how to not be stupid. i have collected many queer items in my travels, and through this experience i have learned to better myself. i am now able to forage, lumberjack, and hunt. simple steps into a more complicated existence.

day 3



i have traveled long, into the far reaches of the world untouched by hearthling hands. i have also fashioned myself a shirt of stinging nettles and a pack. i am not brave enough to wear pants of stinging nettles, however. with the goal of finding myself a home completed i will set to the task of making my dwelling a more suitable place to live. this will take some time, but time is the one thing i have in plenty.

[shubla]

And in day 4 bats were added to the game, ronnie died and never played haven and hearth again.
The end.

[shy_ronnie]

And in day 4 bats were added to the game, ronnie died and never played haven and hearth again.
The end.

only time will tell i suppose

[chrisrock]

i love threads like this, keep it going!

[shy_ronnie]

i love threads like this, keep it going!

thank you! i am just now starting construction on my cave dwelling. i will update once i have made more progress

[Redlaw]

I started a thread like this, glad yours got going, might try and restart after the 11th of this month idl yet, at least I got my dragons on my sig (among other things) to help me wait till I can play more.

[shy_ronnie]

I started a thread like this, glad yours got going, might try and restart after the 11th of this month idl yet, at least I got my dragons on my sig (among other things) to help me wait till I can play more.

thank you i am glad you are enjoying it. i am already making good progress on my cave house so there will be quite a good update on day 4. what id really like though is to meet someone but i am so far out into the world i doubt anyone would find me

[shy_ronnie]

day 4


they say when you no longer see the sun it begins to play tricks on your mind and you slowly become mad. well i dont know about that but chuck and i have found it does wonders for productivity! oh, my apologies. i met someone today! please allow me to introduce you all to chuck



he doesnt talk much but he is great listener! as i was saying, productivity couldnt be better! without a way of telling time, you dont have to remember silly things like eating and sleeping. nope! just work work work. i have done quite well if i do say so myself. the location i have chosen for my dwelling couldnt be better. i have access to clay, wood, water and with nobody to distract me i can continue working and building and... what was that chuck?



great idea!

[shy_ronnie]

day 5

were the words i heard chuck saying a warning or a command? i am too tired from working to even ponder the notion. i decide to leave the cave and explore my surroundings a bit more. i came upon a large prairie devoid of life, but upon further exploration i have discovered that it wasnt always so. hearthlings are coming




i cant make out these scribblings at the end, i will have to discuss this with chuck when i get back to the cave. for a lifeless skull he is surprisingly worldly.



this dwelling i have discovered is beautiful and full of life! surely the person who lives here cant be a bad person, but chucks warning still weighs heavily in my mind. i decide to leave the owner of the house a gift to show that i am around. a simple gift, one that shows that i am both in the area but also i wont back down should their intentions be less than friendly



with my back full and bowls empty, i decide to make my way back home to continue my work. it is nice to know that i am not too far away from other people like i previously thought, but it is also troubling should they turn out to be unfriendly neighbors

[shy_ronnie]

day 6
work has been progressing slowly, despite my best efforts to stay busy. the cave is dark and stinks of, well, i will not get into that. i decided to get some fresh air and try my hand at hunting. with my newly fashioned bow i take to the plains in search of big game. ants are nice but they sting my mouth and the resulting diarrhea is unpleasant. after only a few minutes of wandering i come across a large cow-like creature who reminds me of chuck. time to shoot it in the face!



as i draw back my bow, i look into the stupid creatures eyes. so stupid. doesnt even know its about to become dinner. i begin to ponder the innocence of life and memories of my brief existence flash before my eyes. seems as good a sign as any to release the killstick, so i do so



in the blink of an eye the creature falls with a grassy thud with a piece of rock tied to a stick jutting out between its innocent stupid eyes. to be honest i feel bad at this point. it didnt even stand a chance and i murdered it with cool precision and a pretty awesome warcry. such is life i suppose. i wonder if this is how i am gonna die one day. i will think about it more when im back home feasting on delicious steaks.