Haven and Haiku

[sabinati]

HnH tales told in haiku form. Let's start with these two excellent examples from mattresses (viewtopic.php?f=40&t=43491&start=30#p566831):

I was ganked by boars.
As they tag-teamed my prone corpse
one said "git gud scrub."

Searching for bluebells,
I was trapped by a dryad.
Leeches fucked my shit.

[Vigilance]

sabinati's gay
vigilance is cooler though
makes good posts on thread

[Hervarth]

my fate becomes clear
no bluebells on my swamps, none
maybe that guy found one…

[Sever]

Black wood smelts the ore
But the yield betrays me
Maybe in the next batch

Walked up to a cliff
Don't feel like walking around
Jump up fifty feet

Cut up some raw meat
Cooked so quick, then made a spit
Five hours later...

[shubla]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Haiku.ogg
Pronouncing is funny

[Sartharion]

Shubla, have you always shitposted in every thread you came across or is this a new feature packaged with HnH 2?

[Sollar]

We play this game too much
And now we are making poems?
What the fuck man...

[Рortgas]

Fucking fate
No bluebells yet
Kill me please

[DDDsDD999]

Two branches grabbed
Firebrand has burned down
Fifty percent stam

[Gabula]

I require more Strength
But maze won't make sausages
Why is he so cruel