LoL Lynxes

[pedorlee]

So I went out hunting this evening into my inner forest when I saw for the first time one of those yellow cute cats. There were deers and a bear, and also a fox wich I previously oneshoted. As soon as I spoted him I thought to hunt him down: he was smaller than the deers and the bear, what could go wrong?
First of all: the fucker was moving along the forest, so finding a good place to shoot at him was difficult. Once I had the chance I started aiming when suddenly he aggroed me, and after a brief melee I bited the dust. I was koed,lost like 10 hp or so and the cat was gone.
Meanwhile, my gf was grinding inside the inner village when the fucker appeared and aggroed her through the wall. That must be a bug: but there she was, grinding wheat while a lynx was trying to hit her throw a pallisade. I teleported inside, opened the gate, aimed to the fucker wich was far enough when suddenly the damn monster focused me. I was unable to reach the gate, that cheetah took my back in the blink of an eye. But he hadnt enough, after reaping my char again he went straight forward at absurd velocity and insta KOed my gf inflicting her a 41 cruel incisions cut.
I closed the gate, tped in and loged with an alt. It was impossible to go out, the damn cat somehow found the LSD and was running out of his mind inside the idol area. We have loged out, its a nightmare.

[Redkat]

+1 for storytelling.

[Sevenless]

RIP, you will be missed.

[burgingham]

+1 for storytelling.

[MagicManICT]

Sounds like it got into the catnip.

[jordancoles]

[Peonaz3]

It was impossible to go out, the damn cat found somehow the LSD and he was running out of his mind inside the idol area.

This seems more like good dose of crystal meth though

[jorb]

Awesome.

[alioli]

Awesome. I love that Lynx's seem to be an actual threat - because IRL.. They are. They are damned monsters.
Great that we have bear and lynx to fear - now we just need a wolverine that will jump and instakill you and laugh about it

[NaoWhut]

Awesome. I love that Lynx's seem to be an actual threat - because IRL.. They are. They are damned monsters.
Great that we have bear and lynx to fear - now we just need a wolverine that will jump and instakill you and laugh about it

dragons