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assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby Teleskop » Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:26 am

so i was doing my causal night time jogging and there were 2 drunk guys at a bench and they were like "nie masz innego miejsca żeby biegać" which means "dont you have other place to run" and i was like "nie,kurwa" which means "fucking no" and he was like "nie pyskuj bo zaraz w łeb dostaniesz" which means "watch your words or ill fuck you up" and i was like "znajde cie kiedyś samego to ci ryj kurwa rozjebie" which means "one time ill stumble upon you while you are alone and ill fucking destroy your face" and he started to chase me but he gave up after like 5 meters because im super fast sonic teleskop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby Salad » Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:34 am

Sounds like you had a fun time jogging.
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Re: assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby Teleskop » Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:40 am

yes its always an adventure
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Re: assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby Hasta » Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:04 am

A good conflict story is when target audience can relate to one of the sides. Looks to me, neither one here is relatable, let alone appealing.
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Re: assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby Jesus_Smith_Nandez » Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:22 am

Wow Poland sounds like such a gr8 country full of very nice people
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Re: assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby Salad » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:34 am

Poland full of stronk people.
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Re: assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby MrPunchers » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:37 am

lolol
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Re: assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby Peonaz3 » Fri Jul 01, 2016 5:36 am

Why didnt you fight lol
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Re: assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby Yoru » Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:04 am

Peonaz3 wrote:Why didnt you fight lol

he just started yet :P
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Re: assaulted while jogging!!!

Postby Onep » Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:06 am

This reminds me an encounter I had with several young negros in a park one time.
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
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We call it simply, Russian soul.”

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