Your first time getting drunk

[Teleskop]

HERE WE SHARE STORIES ON HOW DID YOU GET DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME

OK HERES MINE
I WAS 13 ( ALMOST 14!!!! )
IT WAS WARM SUMMER,PROPABLY AUGUST
ONE OF MY FRIENDS SUGGESTED SLEEPING IN A TENT
WE DECIDED TO SLEEP IN A TENT
IT TURNED OUT THERES FAR MORE OF US THAN IT WAS EXPECTED
WE MANAGED TO GET SOME BEER AND A BOTTLE OF FUCKING CHEAP SHIT WINE-LIKE DRINK
WE WERE DRINKING IT IN THE TENT WHEN A POLICE OFFICER CAME AND ASKED WHY OUR TENT IS HERE
AND HE DIDNT NOTICE WE ARE ALREADY DRUNK
I HAD TO GO TO PEE LIKE 2000000 TIMES
AND WE WENT OUTSIDE AND I WAS DRUNK AND EVERYTHING WAS SHAKY AND WE FOUND A MAN AND HE ASKED US FOR FIRE SO HE CAN LIGHT HIS CIGARETTE AND EVERYONE ASKED HIM FOR CIGARETTES (I DIDNT COZ I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SMOKE BACK THEN)
AND THEN HALF OF THE FRIENDS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH US WENT HOME XDDDDDD
AND THERE WAS A GINGER FATASS AND A GERMAN FATASS TAKING UP THE WHOLE TENT AND I WAS SITTING WITH MY FRIEND OUTSIDE IT AND WE SAW A WILD FOX LOL

[shadowchris]

Whoever taught you English should be executed

[Jacobian123]

Are you drunk right now?

[jordancoles]

When I was like 7 we were camping and I grabbed an empty beer bottle from beside the campfire
I drank literally a drop when no one was looking and immediately started getting worried that I'd get drunk and that my parents would know lol

The first time I ever really drank I was probably 14-15 and again, camping. Met with some college broz at a site nearby who had a guitar and we ended up hanging out by the fire until 3am or so.
I walked home with my guitar barefoot and stepped on a toad in the dark; squishing it dead.

I'll never forget the feeling of that under my toes, and how I somehow didn't throw up because of it at the time

Anyways, woke up in my tent the next day with a pile of puke beside my mattress

Gud time A+ wud be 14 again

[Teleskop]

WHAT IF YOU WOULD DIE CHOKING ON THE PUKE

[Ysh]

How drunk to be call this drunk?

[Jacobian123]

How drunk to be call this drunk?

Very.

[Ysh]

How drunk to be call this drunk?

Very.

But how very?

[Kaios]

my first time getting drubnk is right now WOW i am sooo hammerd

[Ysh]

my first time getting drubnk is right now WOW i am sooo hammerd

It is middle of day.