1. Pi is rather irrational but it knows when to get real.
2. I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.
3. Making these math jokes is a sine that I have too much time.
4. It sucks being obtuse because you are never right.
5. PLAN = (P+L) (A+N) = PA + PN + LA + LN. Your PLAN has now been FOILed
6. An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
7. These are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.
8. Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z". pi (z^2) a = pizza
Math jokes.
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Math jokes.
by Patchouli_Knowledge » Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:06 am
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Re: Math jokes.
by DisKagel » Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:42 am
My math teacher said I was only average. How mean.
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Re: Math jokes.
by jordancoles » Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:18 am
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
because 7 8 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Math jokes.
by avros008 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:05 pm
jordancoles wrote:Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Math jokes.
by ydex » Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 pm
jordancoles wrote:Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
This is very good joke. I will print it out and put it on the fridge at work (institute for avanced mathematics), ppl will love it! Cheers mate!
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Re: Math jokes.
by MagicManICT » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:23 am
Oh, I miss the days of usenet and the long lists of one-liner jokes....
I'd add my favorite, but patch already snagged it--the "binary" joke."
Ok, guess I'll go find one...
Parallel lines have so much in common... it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I'd add my favorite, but patch already snagged it--the "binary" joke."
Ok, guess I'll go find one...
Parallel lines have so much in common... it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Re: Math jokes.
by springyb » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:26 am
MagicManICT wrote:Oh, I miss the days of usenet and the long lists of one-liner jokes....
I'd add my favorite, but patch already snagged it--the "binary" joke."
It's not in binary, it's in base 3 and I'm the other type of person.
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Re: Math jokes.
by Patchouli_Knowledge » Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:56 pm
Not quite a math joke but just being clever.
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