Week 3, Where art thou?

[spawningmink]

Twas a cold Wednesday morning, The birds were strangely quiet in the nests not making a sound. I was awoken by the sound of an unknown player alarm "oh great another DIS warrior here to meet his doom" I thought, After quickly killing the failed excuse for a great fighter my phone buzzed... It was Troll! (Willy) It seems he had sent me a text message, "How did this guy get my number?" I spoke out loud. "What did you say Frost?" I looked over only to see Davis rubbing his eyes clearly just waking up from his slumber. "Nothing... Just a text message" I softly replied with a still unsure voice from this unexpected event. "Alright, Hey can you make sure to prepare our armor and horses?" I nodded and shouted out jokingly as he walked away "have to get ready for the siege on the market place!" As my good friend Davis left render distance I let out another sigh, And once again looked down as the text message. "sup Frosty, Im having a party tonight and was wondering if you would like to come along? I let out a small laugh at Willy's message, "Is this guy serious?" As I was typing out a response my phone starting ringing! I was getting a facetime notification from....From Onep! As I accepted the call 3 faces appeared on the screen, Troll, Onep and Ares! (Onep's kitty) "Whats up guys?" I asked still freaked out that they would call me this early in the morning. "YOOOO FROSTY COME PARTY DUDE ITS LIT!" Noticing something behind them I said "Hey Willy, Isnt that Chad with your sister?" Being the protective big brother willy is he quickly got up and ran over. Onep still giggling said to me "Frosty you know thats not his sister!" I nodded and smiled, "I know bro, shes on her way to my place right now" Onep's face lit up as another giggle fit exploded from within. "Nice one dude!" Onep said, "anyways man you going to come over? Me and Ares are going to shotgun some brewskies" I shook my head and looked towards the ground "I-I cant make it man, i have other things to do" I ended the video call and placed my phone down. The world, It felt the same We were on week 3 again with no update. I looked at the sky and wondered... Have the gods abandoned us? Did we anger them? Or was the recent combat update so fucking bad that even the gods themselves have quit. "Lets go Frost!" a voice made me look to the right to see another friendly face, Mulor was mounting his horse looking happy as can be, "the catapults are dried, lets go have some fun" I took one more look at the sky wondering when or even if the gods will return, blessing us with another update. I quickly mounted my horse and joined our allys on the way to the siege camp, "you shouldnt have thrown that party" I said under my breath. "what did you say Frosty?" "Nothing..." I replied keeping my eyes set on the dusty road.

[DDDsDD999]

One time I was at this party, and I was talking about haven and hearth with this huge group of people, and then I told them about my best pal trollex and then we all had this super crazy orgy, it was insane.

[spawningmink]

One time I was at this party, and I was talking about haven and hearth with this huge group of people, and then I told them about my best pal trollex and then we all had this super crazy orgy, it was insane.

thanks for the story!

[ChildhoodObesity]

if u namedrop me in a convo its guaranteed SEX

[razfen]

troll is my spirit aminal

[spawningmink]

if u namedrop me in a convo its guaranteed SEX

haha....ha

[Teleskop]

if u namedrop me in a convo its guaranteed SEX

yes

gay sex

[Cayur]

fuk this story made me really hot and bothered t b h