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Jorb Or loftar

Postby Mario_Demorez » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:34 pm

Who would win?
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Re: Jorb Or loftar

Postby Ysh » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:40 pm

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Re: Jorb Or loftar

Postby NOOBY93 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:43 pm

What a dumb title for a thread.
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Re: Jorb Or loftar

Postby The_Blode » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:48 pm

If you're going to seek validation from authority every time someone posts a half-formed opinion online...
you're not going to lead a happy life
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Re: Jorb Or loftar

Postby Teleskop » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:03 pm

i thought this is gonna be battle between jorb and loftar
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Re: Jorb Or loftar

Postby Burinn » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:13 pm

I'd never be able to choose between the very father-like figure of Gorbo or the background workings of our maternal guardian Lorftor.
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Re: Jorb Or loftar

Postby azrid » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:41 pm

Jorb vs Loftar if it came down to a fist fight I think Jorb would have an edge. Seems like a more wild guy.
So I bet my money on him.
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Re: Jorb Or loftar

Postby sMartins » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:48 pm

But Loftar on his favour has accumulated countless hours of frustration on haven coding that may release in a fatality blow :D
Pls turn this post in a fight club speculation of J VS L .... ahahah funny :D
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Re: Jorb Or loftar

Postby sinko » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:59 pm

well Jorb comes off as a cuck as he seems to pick favorites in game....Id say loftar would give it to him
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Re: Jorb Or loftar

Postby NOOBY93 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:12 pm

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From this picture we see that loftar has a larger head, indicating a bigger brain. He may use his superior intellect to use dirty tricks in the fight while jorb just uses mindless punches.

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Here we see that loftar also has wider shoulders, which correlates with higher upper body strength. Not only is he more intelligent, but he seems to be stronger as well. We haven't seen any of their legs yet though.

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From this we may conclude that jorb is shortsighted. Either he would have to wear glasses, which gives him a weak point, or he would be at a severe disadvantage.

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While loftar is clearly superior in every way so far, jorb has homeless man facial hair, indicating he might try a wildcard approach to the fight. With Jorb, you never know. I'd bet my money on loftar though. I think jorb would get absolutely decked in <1min.
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