The Best Part About Eating Cave Slime

[jacksonblu]

The best part about eating cave slime is knowing that most hearthlings don’t know how to, and it’s important to eat cave slime, so that you can remind hearthlings that they can’t have anything good in life. They’re allowed to have pork meatpies and midnight blue cheese, and double chive chicken salad, and that's, you know, pretty much it. Hey, that's some pretty good cave slime... Not that a hearthling would know. HAHA HA HAHAHAHA


Based off of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUILizrj2o (contains no-no word)

[abt79]

(This dude just completed cave hermit and is trying to convince himself it was worth his time. Gaze upon his works and despair)

[jordancoles]

Cave hermit is always worth