How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your guests

[Teleskop]

That question is regarding real life,ofcourse
How would you treat the developer duo that child of rose to be our favorite game
They knock at your door and you feel anxiety shingle that causes your butt to shrink
And what do you do then???
Tell them hi i wanna eat dinner and take them to the dinner room and eat dinner with them
or say hi and prepare them hot bath to rest after day of working and traveling
and give them hot towels and then they wear their pajamas and you tae them into a room and drink green tea and you pull out a bong and then they get a huge chunk of weed that they brought themselves and say that it is <some swedish slang name for strong weed>
or maybe you snort amphetamine and geet pumped and talk about ideas and chainsmoke cigarettes
or maybe you tae them out to a pub and have a drink or something
how would you do that

[shubla]

This is good thread dont hel it.

[vatas]

What this thread reminds me of:
I can't find it because I can't tell Google to separate two things (comic and webcomic) but there was one where Author Avatar is a waitress in a restaurant and has a customer who tells that he is the CEO of Warner Brothers Interactive (company that had just released infamously bad PC port of "Batman: Arkham Knight") and orders lamb chops. The waitress presents a live lamb, CEO complains that he can't eat that. Waitress responds: "I can fix that" and pulls out giant meat cleaver with "patch 1.1." written on it.

I can't think of any similar, neat haven analogy like that. Maybe make them do random quests to complete "guest" credo?

[Jalpha]

If it was the perfect time of year they could chop pumpkins to pieces using homeforged swords until their arms were sore. Then there are some strange mushrooms I like to add to stews sometimes. Haha. Probably after the swords have been put away. But I want to have a telescope too. Because looking at the moon on psychedelics is cool sometimes.

I don't think I would take either of them "downstairs". That's more for people who will stay longer.

But I want to know how they would host me. How I imagine it we begin by hunting lions... I am sure this is a common Swedish past-time. Pretty sure they use a chariot.

[azrid]

Give them some tea and cookies. Show them some local movies.
Later take them foraging for blueberries and chanterelles.

[jorb]

Give them some tea and cookies. Show them some local movies.
Later take them foraging for blueberries and chanterelles.

Hey, thanks!

[shubla]

Probably raise a charge about GDPR against them, because they have said that they do not keep unnecessary information about their players.
And of course give them a possibility to avoid the charge if they promise to implement all my ideas on C&I.

[Teleskop]

Give them some tea and cookies. Show them some local movies.
Later take them foraging for blueberries and chanterelles.

Hey thats wholesome both in the activities mentioned being a way of doing quality time and in the fact you wouldnt exploit or distress our developers. Furthermore,having jorb replying himself to your post and not heling the entire thread after that could mean he enjoyed your idea or maybe even that hes curious of other people ideas

[Robben_DuMarsch]

I'd give them help to the nearest border or airport, as I can only imagine if they were at my place, and therefore in the US, they were probably brought here against there will and would desire to escape ASAP.

[dafels]

I'd give them help to the nearest border or airport, as I can only imagine if they were at my place, and therefore in the US, they were probably brought here against there will and would desire to escape ASAP.

I don't think anyone wants to stay at a country which is at late-stage capitalism and in middle of the proletariat class struggles that are happening in country. Get out of there before the chaotic transition to another system happens. I have a good suspicion that Jorb is a socialist.