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I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Man?

Postby Ysh » Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:02 am

Hello hello to you all again my wonderful friends!

With new world right around corner, I am sure you all will be preparing furiously for its beginning. Preparing bulk freezer foods to avoid cooking, bathing six time per day, and drafting page upon page of first hours battle strategy. And for you fellow United States Americans who will play, possible you will even file taxes earlier than night before deadline. I will not dare to disrupt these plans and machinations under ordinary circumstance, but in these moments I have discover that perhaps I have overcome some fundamental biological limitation of man! This would be very excitement news if it can be confirmed, so I have come here today to have great minds of Haven and Hearth forum check my thinking here.

It is well known saying that the men will say, ''once you have tonsil cut out, you can eat as many ice creams as is desired.'' For those that are not familiar, tonsil is name for a type of meat that grows in the throat that will work to protect you somehow. For further detail refer to below figures:

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There is some time though that these tonsil will betray their purpose and become liability of their host man, and thus must be removed as all betrayer will. At one point to my understanding, this is common to do for child men, to remove these tonsil. Thus is borne the well know phrase of tonsil removal not being some bad expulsion of important throat meats, but rather liberation of the throat from these meats' oppression of disallow ice cream consumption. I suppose this is to comfort these children, who have perhaps come to grow fond of their meat and do not like to see it go. Here now I suspect the shrewd forum user will begin see where I am going with this. Probable that you are correct, this idea that ''exception proves the rule!'' If tonsil removal implies unlimited ice cream, this is exception that will prove rule of tonsil inhibition of ice cream.

But this is also the source of contradiction I come here today to resolve. I must admit, I already am capable of eat as much ice cream as I will desire, even though I am a man that remains fully intact. How it can be possible for me to ingest ice cream without limit before I first egest biological ice cream limiter? This is not sense making according to already established information. Is it true that I am immune to fundamental biological limitation that holds back normal men? I have overcome it somehow? Or maybe this is side effect of well known ice cream enjoyer Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. becoming leader of my lands? Are there any others here on forum who have surpassed their own biological limitations as this? I am very eager to understand your confirmations. Lots of luck to you for new world 13 and thanks much for this consideration!
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Re: I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Ma

Postby Vigilance » Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:24 am

Ysh, do not let your mortal coil hold you back. You are simply too powerful.
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Re: I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Ma

Postby DatSheep » Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:25 am

Hello fellow man Ysh,

I have not had my tonsil meats removed (yet!) but I find myself wanting more ice cream after eating just some. And then I eat more.

There is no limit I have reached for iced cream consumption so far. Perhaps Mr Biden is indeed behind this?
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Re: I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Ma

Postby Ysh » Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:44 am

Vigilance wrote:Ysh, do not let your mortal coil hold you back. You are simply too powerful.

So you do think this is case that I have indeed surpass fundamental biological limitation of man? If it is true, you may rest easy because I do not intend to stop.
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Re: I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Ma

Postby Ysh » Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:45 am

DatSheep wrote:Hello fellow man Ysh,

I have not had my tonsil meats removed (yet!) but I find myself wanting more ice cream after eating just some. And then I eat more.

There is no limit I have reached for iced cream consumption so far. Perhaps Mr Biden is indeed behind this?

Yet? You do plan to revoke access to throat from these meats? Have you experience this unlimited ability of ice cream ingestion prior to inauguration day?
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Re: I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Ma

Postby shubla » Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:46 am

Well hello to you! Hi.

Hello!

I think that you may actually have understood it accidentally a bit incorrectly. You need not worry to have your tonsils removed, nor have you broken any natural laws or other limits. The common, but often misinterpreted phrase doesn't imply that to eat ice cream, you must have your tonsils removed. But rather, that if you get your tonsils removed, then you can eat a lot of ice cream. But not forever, no. No no, it's not forever, but actually for a small period of time only, truly not to be confused with long times such as forever or eternity. Nor anything of such a permanent nature like that. Long lasting stuff etc. you know. A brief moment in time after the surgery, when your remaining meat in mouth is recovering from having some parts removed, which now are former mouth meat parts. It is then, that your mouth may hurt, because your body is not used to the new state of having less meat in the mouth. Some of the cells in your mouth may actually have been damaged but not completely removed. Body responds to this by increasing blood flow which in turn causes swelling which causes pain. Remember this, because it’s important later on! Then it is a great relief to consume some ice cream, because ice cream is not actually made of ice, but it still has some characteristics of actual real ice, mostly temperature and pleasant thermodynamic properties such as relatively high heat. Which allows along with laws of thermodynamics some thermal energy to move from your mouth meat parts into the ice cream. Your mouth parts include blood veins which are interconnected to your circulatory system which actually spans your whole body. Blood is flowing through these veins, and when heat is taken away from your mouth meat parts, heat from your blood is conducted to your meat parts. This in turn causes your nervous system to signal that your mouth parts are feeling cold. Coldness is death. Any people living in countries with tendencies to cold periods in annual time cycles know that. That is, being too cold will kill you. So the ice cream touching your mouth meat bits is potentially fatal. But once again, you need not worry about it. Your body has been perfected over thousands of generations to handle these kinds of things. Not ice cream though, but other things which share these potentially fatal cold thermal properties. An old, ancient strategy that has protected your ancestors since generations is used. Blood vessels around your mouth parts are contracted, causing less blood to flow in these areas. This in turn favors your body heat economy, as your body is giving less of its heat off, and the blood is staying warmer, protecting you from potentially fatal cooldown of the body and blood. As a brief side note, you can die from blood being too cold even if your body in general is not, as this may disrupt the rhythm of your heart, causing it to pump less blood which leads to problems. But let’s not get off the topic too much! Your body is now contracting mouth part blood vessels in response to the coldness from the ice cream. Now this decreases the swelling in your mouth parts and thus also the pain. It is actually just a coincidence that this happens as a side-effect of body trying to protect itself from the cold. Blood flow may actually decrease to even lower levels than normally, which may cause some numbness. But this is good, because then the area around removed mouth meat parts hurts less. So eating ice cream can decrease the pain. Most people also like ice cream, so it makes the thought of cutting meat off your mouth more pleasant and less scary especially for the youngest of men and gives a nice excuse to eat ice cream. But as mentioned before, not forever. Eventually the remaining mouth meat will heal and there is no need for ice creams mouth meat pain relieving properties. So no further extra ice cream is given to people few days after the surgery, or else they would become morbidly obese and die. Which kind of ruins the whole point of the surgery, as it is meant to improve one’s health, not cause death from morbid obesity.

Hope that this answered your questions and relieved you of your concerns!
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Re: I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Ma

Postby Ysh » Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:05 am

shubla wrote:Well hello to you! Hi.

Hello!

I think that you may actually have understood it accidentally a bit incorrectly. You need not worry to have your tonsils removed, nor have you broken any natural laws or other limits. The common, but often misinterpreted phrase doesn't imply that to eat ice cream, you must have your tonsils removed. But rather, that if you get your tonsils removed, then you can eat a lot of ice cream.

Greetings and hello to you again! How do you do? I suppose that you may actually have interpreted it a bit mistakenly. I have never be worried to have my tonsils cut from their throat home, and surely I do not worry that I have some ability beyond the limits of man! Of course it is not a necessity to have the tonsils removed to enjoy some sweet, sweet iced cream. I have witness the blue-eyed babes taste this treat with all tonsil present. So I have never had some confusion about this one. Problem is as follows: I can already eat a lot of ice cream, as much as is to my liking, however I am still fully intact man.
shubla wrote:But not forever, no. No no, it's not forever, but actually for a small period of time only, truly not to be confused with long times such as forever or eternity. Nor anything of such a permanent nature like that. Long lasting stuff etc. you know. A brief moment in time after the surgery, when your remaining meat in mouth is recovering from having some parts removed, which now are former mouth meat parts. It is then, that your mouth may hurt, because your body is not used to the new state of having less meat in the mouth. Some of the cells in your mouth may actually have been damaged but not completely removed. Body responds to this by increasing blood flow which in turn causes swelling which causes pain. Remember this, because it’s important later on! Then it is a great relief to consume some ice cream, because ice cream is not actually made of ice, but it still has some characteristics of actual real ice, mostly temperature and pleasant thermodynamic properties such as relatively high heat. Which allows along with laws of thermodynamics some thermal energy to move from your mouth meat parts into the ice cream. Your mouth parts include blood veins which are interconnected to your circulatory system which actually spans your whole body. Blood is flowing through these veins, and when heat is taken away from your mouth meat parts, heat from your blood is conducted to your meat parts. This in turn causes your nervous system to signal that your mouth parts are feeling cold. Coldness is death. Any people living in countries with tendencies to cold periods in annual time cycles know that. That is, being too cold will kill you. So the ice cream touching your mouth meat bits is potentially fatal. But once again, you need not worry about it. Your body has been perfected over thousands of generations to handle these kinds of things. Not ice cream though, but other things which share these potentially fatal cold thermal properties. An old, ancient strategy that has protected your ancestors since generations is used. Blood vessels around your mouth parts are contracted, causing less blood to flow in these areas. This in turn favors your body heat economy, as your body is giving less of its heat off, and the blood is staying warmer, protecting you from potentially fatal cooldown of the body and blood. As a brief side note, you can die from blood being too cold even if your body in general is not, as this may disrupt the rhythm of your heart, causing it to pump less blood which leads to problems. But let’s not get off the topic too much! Your body is now contracting mouth part blood vessels in response to the coldness from the ice cream. Now this decreases the swelling in your mouth parts and thus also the pain. It is actually just a coincidence that this happens as a side-effect of body trying to protect itself from the cold. Blood flow may actually decrease to even lower levels than normally, which may cause some numbness. But this is good, because then the area around removed mouth meat parts hurts less. So eating ice cream can decrease the pain. Most people also like ice cream, so it makes the thought of cutting meat off your mouth more pleasant and less scary especially for the youngest of men and gives a nice excuse to eat ice cream. But as mentioned before, not forever. Eventually the remaining mouth meat will heal and there is no need for ice creams mouth meat pain relieving properties. So no further extra ice cream is given to people few days after the surgery, or else they would become morbidly obese and die. Which kind of ruins the whole point of the surgery, as it is meant to improve one’s health, not cause death from morbid obesity.

I am a man that enjoys to be warm in general I think, but I can appreciate this mechanism of cold compress. It is agreeable that to be obese is no good for the body.

shubla wrote:Hope that this answered your questions and relieved you of your concerns!

I am pleasured to hear that you hope such excellent things for my future!
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Re: I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Ma

Postby Oddity » Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:13 am

doesn't tonsillitis just go away by itself?
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Re: I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Ma

Postby Ysh » Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:16 am

Oddity wrote:doesn't tonsillitis just go away by itself?

Most times, I think answer to this question is yes. But maybe sometimes it is also no. I will avoid sickness if I can help it and encourage you to do the same!
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Re: I Have Surpassed Fundamental Biological Limitation of Ma

Postby Burinn » Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:37 am

I have tonsils and eat ice cream whenever, where ever, and however I want. Why would I let throat meat get in the way of my sweet dairy delights?
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