I put the ashes on my face and wore the sack cloth, and I wandered to the closest mega village and kneeled before the guy with the hat that looked the "popeiest."
I kinda need your guidance now though.
How many times should my truffle pig recite the Hail Mary for all his adultery? I'm pretty sure he's not married to any of those fifteen female pigs in his pen.
Also do I like stone the female pigs or canonize them? Not sure what testament I'm working with here.
