You're the cause of all our troubles, but you also bring so much joy! Without you, our lives would be calmer, but boring. This is a joke, of course. You're beautiful creatures, angels incarnate. It's us men, the clumsy ones, who ruin everything, do it wrong, and if not for your wise guidance and intervention, the world would have collapsed long ago. Or we'd still be going around beating each other over the head with clubs, instead of bringing home a beautiful fur coat, building and painting a cave, or mining beautiful stones.
I wish you a wonderful day, lots of pleasure, fun, pleasant gifts, attention and love!