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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:36 am

Avulsio wrote:Loftar or Jorb need to implement a private server-side developer's tool that they can use to easily track the number of crimes committed in game, maybe including unclaimed house destructions, and link these crimes to country IP.

Then share with the community your findings so we can analyze which nationalities are the biggest griefers. This would be purely academic research, of course. :D



I will save everyone time and money.

The answer is :

Russians are the biggest griefers

Americans are the biggest whiners

South Americans are the ones doing dirty to traders

The Chinese are hacking our passwords

Canadians are the most murderous

The Japanese don't play this game because there isn't enough tentacle rape

Australians are all insane because they live in a land that isn't far off from Haven and Hearth, in that it is always trying to kill them

And Europeans are the ones who write those threads like "Locked inside my palisade" and "Whoops, I think I locked myself in" and "Help! Barricaded myself in again"
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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby Orcling » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:47 am

WarpedWiseMan wrote:And Europeans are the ones who write those threads like "Locked inside my palisade" and "Whoops, I think I locked myself in" and "Help! Barricaded myself in again"


If only it was like this in real life.
Barricades to keep the immigrants out.
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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby Vigilance » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:25 am

WarpedWiseMan wrote:-racial generalizations-

That's incredibly accurate, actually, aside from the Canadian snippet. Canada is roughly on par with Russia for murderous players of that origin, I imagine.

You forgot the part where American players are THE BEST GODDAMN PEOPLE IN THE GAME WHO MAKE THE MOST PROGRESS. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby AAlex » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:47 am

Vigilance wrote:You forgot the part where American players are THE BEST GODDAMN PEOPLE IN THE GAME WHO MAKE THE MOST PROGRESS. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


I've pretty much worked with all races and I confirm Americans really are lazy fucks.
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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby Vigilance » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:55 am

AAlex wrote:
Vigilance wrote:You forgot the part where American players are THE BEST GODDAMN PEOPLE IN THE GAME WHO MAKE THE MOST PROGRESS. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


I've pretty much worked with all races and I confirm Americans really are lazy fucks.

I'm a got-damn American and I can tell you you're full of shit! We fought alongside you in all them world wars but me and you can take this one outside and I'll show you how lazy us God-fearing Americans really are!

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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby LadyV » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:57 am

AAlex wrote:
I've pretty much worked with all races and I confirm Americans really are lazy fucks.




Really? :roll:
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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby AAlex » Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:02 am

Vigilance wrote:

༼ ᕤ◕_◕ ༽ᕤ fite me

LadyV wrote:Really? :roll:

Well I've not eaten any of your lovely apple pies in about 2 years, so you're no exception ¦]
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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby PonyStew » Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:19 pm

WarpedWiseMan wrote:
Avulsio wrote:Loftar or Jorb need to implement a private server-side developer's tool that they can use to easily track the number of crimes committed in game, maybe including unclaimed house destructions, and link these crimes to country IP.

Then share with the community your findings so we can analyze which nationalities are the biggest griefers. This would be purely academic research, of course. :D



I will save everyone time and money.

The answer is :

Russians are the biggest griefers

Americans are the biggest whiners

South Americans are the ones doing dirty to traders

The Chinese are hacking our passwords

Canadians are the most murderous

The Japanese don't play this game because there isn't enough tentacle rape

Australians are all insane because they live in a land that isn't far off from Haven and Hearth, in that it is always trying to kill them

And Europeans are the ones who write those threads like "Locked inside my palisade" and "Whoops, I think I locked myself in" and "Help! Barricaded myself in again"


Where's Polish? I think those fuckers deserve their own line.
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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby Jesus_Smith_Nandez » Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:35 pm

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Re: Everybody hate russians.

Postby jorb » Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:47 pm

Jesus_Smith_Nandez wrote:Fuck

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