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jorb is sitting on his ass

Postby interittusm » Sun Sep 20, 2026 6:00 am

There is a bug that allows to have hunger go to 300% every week and jorb knows about it but does not fix it, its gated information and i just wanted everyone to know since it looks like its time to quit this world knowing there does not seem to be a fix for it
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Re: jorb is sitting on his ass

Postby AliExpressMerchant » Sun Sep 20, 2026 7:37 am

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Re: jorb is sitting on his ass

Postby Legoran » Sun Sep 20, 2026 7:45 am

Hopeful that they continue adding new content and making positive changes to the game!
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Re: jorb is sitting on his ass

Postby sMartins » Sun Sep 20, 2026 8:38 am

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Make friends with the other crabs or try to escape the bucket.
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Re: jorb is sitting on his ass

Postby Regulus2424 » Sun Sep 20, 2026 11:11 am

yeah that sounds like Jorb alright
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Re: jorb is sitting on his ass

Postby azrid » Sun Sep 20, 2026 11:43 am

Next update is deleting all the characters that have been abusing it for weeks.
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Postby Regulus2424 » Sun Sep 20, 2026 12:26 pm

nah, the mere thought of losing on that amount of subs almost makes Jorbtar faint
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Re: jorb is sitting on his ass

Postby The_Blode » Sun Sep 20, 2026 2:27 pm

I held off on W16.2 hoping for a couple neat early-world content patches to suck me in again but... "the miracle never happen"
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Re: jorb is sitting on his ass

Postby sMartins » Sun Sep 20, 2026 3:33 pm



Sittin' on my aaass again;
my name’s Joooorbo ohh yeahee;
I'm 300% unbothered by it,
Not wasting my tiiime for fuck's sake.
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Re: jorb is sitting on his ass

Postby Nightdawg » Sun Sep 20, 2026 8:56 pm

"Threatening" to just make a video tutorial on how to abuse an exploit usually gets it fixed.

I will not give examples or further elaborate
jorb wrote:I do not want to over-promise or hype up stuff that could be months out.

"Our primary development direction is toward object-controlled-objects"
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