Realism

[Zentetsuken]

• ceramic tiles
• totem poles
• cut your fingernails
• cardigan sweaters
• itches
• tarot cards
• ants got in the house while you were sleeping
• hair cuts
• hammers and nails
• regional accents
• you just feel like sleeping today
• trebuchet
• five leaf clover (very rare)
• hair dye
• winter gloves
• orange juice
• ancient mesopotamian lever-based crane water lifting technology - "the shadoof"
• tape
• pocket knife
• tylenol
• ants that sometimes are in the house
• a tent
• ghosts
• peanut-butter
• bug catching net
• you hit your funnybone
• headphones
• forum moderators
• befriend a fox
• lava

[Oddity]

Fully 3D movement. Let me climb on top of houses and shit, bridges to walk over water / cliffs, etc.

[Zentetsuken]

• guitar solos
• hoses
• toothpicks
• jade necklace
• shoes with varying arch support
• fruit punch
• your ears pop when you go up a mountain
• pickable scabs (new curio opportunities!)
• physical attractiveness as a stat
• the tea gets cold
• singing voice as an instrument
• neon signs
• angel investors
• customizable eye color
• monosodium glutamate
• sometimes when you drink it goes down the wrong hole
• home sickness
• marmalade
• mountain gnomes
• it was a bad year for the onion crop
• leatherbound books
• ants are in the basement
• the Lighthouse of Alexandria
• you are really good at jumping
• more dances
• canonical explanation for the sky void
• a rare deer

[Oddity]

canonical explanation for the sky void

What if Hafen is not actually set in the iron age or whatever, but in a post-apocalypse world?

[dagrimreefah]

• Tons of mindless NPCs with shallow dialogue boxes

• We are working on a conversation system for quest givers, which is currently our bigger project (tm). Making "progress", but patches may not be weekly.

Those are just trees bro. Not very realistic.

[Zentetsuken]

• don't look at the sun
• lockjaw
• tied silks up the sleeve
• medicine cabinet
• angry walking toggle
• origami
• the secret forest
• supplementary bedding
• monopoly
• Arctodus, the late pleistocene north american short-faced bear
• vaping
• emblems of great importance
• ants that can go in the house
• healthy alternatives
• the emergence of multispecies ethnography
• work from home
• a cricket that sounds like it is indoors but after meticulous inspection it is not
• the astral plane
• a bird hit the window
  

[bumfrog]

Many good ideas in this thread thus far! Hope jorb has his suggestions Notepad File out when he combs thru it 4-85 months from now!

• Paper Money and Wallets
• Lightning strikes
• coughing
• Variable material sandwiches
• Ocean currents
• Your Mom
• certain animals (beetles, deer, etc) fighting each other for territory and mates
• dysentery
• wombats and drop bears
• leap years
• dynamic evolution/mutation system so that animals change in appearance and behavior over time
• Cats and lynx cough up hairballs (new curio opportunity!)
• Pimples
• Corporate oversight
• meat loaf, the food
• The Tiananmen Square Massacre
• Blood rushes to your head when you hang upside down
• Flails and maces
• A list of absurd, comical, or otherwise shitposty realism suggestions
• Covid-19, and all variants
• Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (and get er done!)
• owl pellets
• Ray tracing
• cigarettes
• Ray Liotta
• mice
• Cthulhu
• Flat top hairstyle
• lightsabers
• Spruce trees, with cones and boughs
• love handles
• (reserved)
• Tulips
• Weighted blankets (sure to be popular in this specific community)
• Bass Pro Shops
• caramel and butterscotch
• asbestos poisoning
• books (bind several parchments with string and leather)
• hanging (aka lynching, once skin tone selection gets added)
• stickers
• padded bras
• _/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_
• the country of Wales
• d scimmy
• Meat Loaf, the man
• hearthling anus as a storage container, perhaps attached to an “unorthodox smuggling” skill

[Zentetsuken]

• pee in the snow
• corn
• chalk art
• a dynamic fear meter
• there is a squirrel in the tree
• shot glasses
• magic coins
• nunchucks
• white picket fence
• sunglasses
• bamboo
• you got a hurt knee
• a lost european pine marten
• termite mounds
• several kobolds in a bear skin outfit
• stevia
• the errant spotless ladybug
• the Code of Hammurabi
• message in a bottle
• eldritch horrors
• adamantine
• a landmark of otherworldly significance
• the ants are eating your food
• a fruitbowl for the table
• window shutters
• a weathercock
• the olympian pantheon
• relics of the first Indochinian war

[jock]

• Taxes

[Massa]

shitting and throwing it