Bathroom or..."buisness"...

[linkfanpc]

Not a big thing, simply after eating large amounts of food your character will need to poop.

To do this you would take off your pants and...well...idk...make a button for it (obviously when you do it it has to make a fart noise).

Just pooping everywhere will make animals be able to sense it and come to it, which is bad if a bear was near, also would cause flies to appear which drastically decrease quality of nearby foods and some objects. (maybe?)

To avoid this you could dig a hole, poop, then drop soil back on it. You can also make toilets with wood, clay and metal.

Pooping near water (covered or not) will contaminate it, hurting people who drink it for a few days. (Awesome trolling weapon)

If you poop without taking off your pants or wait for too long, you will get Soiled Pants. Anything that takes up either two pant slots will turn into that, which takes away all attributes the pant gives, and drastically decreases Charisma. You can clean them by dousing them in water (Left-clicking them, then right-clicking a water source) and then putting them on a drying rack for 2 or 4 hours, (2 if its day, 4 if its night)

It would be fun and satisfying to kill the guy who murdered your brother, then poop on him.

Feel free to add on to this.

Also need to add i laughed alot when making this topic.

[DDDsDD999]

I just want the poop meter back.

[linkfanpc]

Also want to add, i know this was suggested before, i just wanted to make a more serious topic on it.

[Patchouli_Knowledge]

Is there any purpose of this feature other than cause more unnecessary clicking with simulation of a matter that is an example of an acceptable break from reality?

Albeit there are few features from other games where feces actually serve a purpose (as a curiosity to boot!) but none of what you posted would help (even causing grief or annoyance to the player themselves)

[user2015830]

Well, you could make fertilizer out of it and increase crop speed.
Or maybe poop from high attribute/ability chars who ate high q food can be high q poop that improves q of crops.

Maybe instead of letting player poop, let animals poop, the animal poop maybe the same q as animal and can increase soil q to same q when the land is fertilized.

Ultra-terraforming, not simply terraform but improve soil q.

Also, maybe when you throw poop in water, it decrease water q temporarily or permanently, this should leave a serious scent. We can have a nuclear griefing, everyone contaminating all the water to screw everyone.

[Patchouli_Knowledge]

Those are better solutions than being forced to wear a diaper to prevent a debuff though I don't think the fertizing soil buff to quality should be permanent but rather a long duration.

Tainting the water feces, I am not so sure about but I won't comment since I have a bit of a biased aversion to that idea for squick reasons.

[hitzu]

Also, maybe when you throw poop in water, it decrease water q temporarily or permanently, this should leave a serious scent. We can have a nuclear griefing, everyone contaminating all the water to screw everyone.

Spreading dysentery?

Let then hearthlings bath and wash hand with soap before eating. Even more meaningless clicks!

[Amanda44]

My char 'poops' in the sea and she never farts ..... lol, sorry but to me it's just a horrible idea and I'm fine with not having to watch my char, or anyones char go about their business ... we can use animal 'poop' for fertilizer for those that want it, tbh, I don't even want that ... I'm quite happy with less realism in this area.

[linkfanpc]

Alrighty then,if nobody likes this idea that's fine. I'm actually not sure why i posted this, i just personally like realistic annoyances.

[hitzu]

Personally I'm not against it. I just don't want the game became the game about domestic routine. It was cool in 2001 when The Sims came out, now it's not.

If the toilet would be like a beehive collecting players' poo automatically in the area that would be OK. Otherwise, sending players to the restroom on timer - that's not so intresting and fun in the long run gameplay perspective.