Udder Pajama

[Händler]

There is a serious need to consider the ramifications of adding pajamas.

The game has cows. The game has beds. But what we don't have is pajamas. Especially moo cow pajamas with udders and cow tails on them and a neat little hoodie with cow ears.
Let's be real, this is the most grave addition needed for this game right now.

[serVar161]

We all know you won't sleep in it, but rather run around the streets. And pester people to "milk" you.

In reality, when you go to bed, you put on pajamas, even though it's hidden by the blanket—only the cap is visible.

[FaithfulToadd]

au revoir

[Händler]

We all know you won't sleep in it, but rather run around the streets. And pester people to "milk" you.

In reality, when you go to bed, you put on pajamas, even though it's hidden by the blanket—only the cap is visible.

Why and with whom are you sharing your fantasies? I look into these threads maybe once or twice after posting the idea, you think anyone wants to read about your self-reveal on what you associate with udder pajamas?
Look at the posts of the toad guy below yours, he constantly sits in his chair drenched in sweat trying his best to constructively formulate dialectic arguments on the ideas that are brought up, you think I want to hear what he has to say on the matter any more than what you write? I don't. This isn't an office meeting where people brainstorm ideas to optimize them. Sometimes Jorb shares his opinion, that's fine.

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You have the avatar of a toad. What more am I supposed to say?

The idea was actually inspired by Pokemaniacs, which are NPCs in the Pokemon franchise that wear monster suits, including those of Miltank.
And considering one of the first domestic animals in the game were cows, and the animals being quite quirky and silly for comedic purposes in general it would be a fun addition.
You make the idea out to be somehow completely off-theme, when it's no different from any other purely aesthetic pieces of clothing like the capes already in the game currently.
I don't see any harm in domestic animal capes, but only capes is lame.

If I was mildly retarded I would ask you what speaks against domestic animal clothing, however, your logical excuses/arguments for why idea X is good/bad is bs anyway. Arguments are just a way of expressing how much you like/dislike something, though I don't see in the title or post a poll or a quantitative questionnaire. You think this is a majority vote, or what? Dev's gonna glance over these posts, be like "eh.." and move on or consider them to some extent.
Or do you want me to set up a campfire, get marshmellows out and waste hours discussing with you on some abstraction layer about essentially nothing more than "your idea bad", "no my idea good"?
Or is it just some primal urge that calls for you to spill your weak seed of rhetorical masterpieces, such as "cringe", "based" or "poggers" whenever you missed out on sleep the night before from tending to steel ovens?

[serVar161]

You say there's a cow in the game, a bed, but no pajamas. But there is, as I wrote in the second sentence. From this I conclude that you don’t need it to sleep in.
These aren't my fantasies, but those of people who want not just to run around in clothes made of cowhide, but to have a tail, ears, and, of course, an udder.

[FaithfulToadd]

au revoir

[FaithfulToadd]

au revoir