by Jeebus » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:41 am
Got it. Let's rip off Independence Day. Have giant alien ship hover over the giant villages, then have a countdown until they have massive atomic blasts that level the whole supergrid that village is in. Watch as the Jorbtarians (LOL) lay waste to the Hearthling race, going from village to village, seeking out village claims, then p-claims, nuking the supergrid the claim they shoot down belongs in, leaving embers, mudflats & mountain (to represent wastelands), and lava. Once the surface is wasted, landing parties of Jorbtarians swarm the world and caves (looking like green-skinned Jorbs and Loftars) and waste the survivors with their pet vorpal rabbits, all of which make Lv. 10 trolls crap themselves at the very mention of their name and can one-hit brickbash.
Last one left gets a giant statue in their honor in the center of the next world
Too bad Will Smith isn't around to save the Hearthland...
"Never trust anyone offering to 'do you a solid.' They may just want to take a dump on your table." - Me
World 5
Paprika Cilantro II, Lawspeaker of Aodake Tsuru, New Capital of the Pueblo Nation
World 3
Nan Foodle, Elector Count of Deephold, Domain of the Holy Roman Empire
Second Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire