Cow Manure - Fertelizer

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Cow Manure - Fertelizer

Postby Maulkin » Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:10 pm

First you need a cow.

Make cows drop cowdung. Little shits that need to be collected and can be spread across fields to up the quality of the crops a little bit.

This will not affect the soil q at all, it will only, either make the crop go up a point in q, or make the +2/-5 go to perhaps +2/-3 or something (or both), to even out the general q of the harvest.

Might be a tradable commodity for villages to smaller local farmers.

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Re: Cow Manure - Fertelizer

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Re: Cow Manure - Fertelizer

Postby Oddity » Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:56 pm

jadamkaz wrote:ah i remember my run in with odditown they are good ppl im sure the only reason they killed ME is because they are troll hunters and i was a troll
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Re: Cow Manure - Fertelizer

Postby Maulkin » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:08 pm

sorry, had misspelled fertilizer
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Re: Cow Manure - Fertelizer

Postby Phaen » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:40 am

I'm sure all the villagers will be fighting over who gets to be the official "shit hauler" :P
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Re: Cow Manure - Fertelizer

Postby cloakblade » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:16 pm

Phaen wrote:I'm sure all the villagers will be fighting over who gets to be the official "shit hauler" :P

I want to see someone get raided for their high quality bull shit.
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Re: Cow Manure - Fertelizer

Postby SacreDoom » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:17 pm

cloakblade wrote:
Phaen wrote:I'm sure all the villagers will be fighting over who gets to be the official "shit hauler" :P

I want to see someone get raided for their high quality bull shit.


That's bullshit, noone would ever do that.

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Re: Cow Manure - Fertelizer

Postby Maulkin » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:49 pm

good you like my idea. Give the shithauler a nice title and he'll love the job.

Just like they did with the guy whose job it was to wipe the kings bottom http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
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Re: Cow Manure - Fertelizer

Postby ccog » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:14 pm

A clever idea if you don't see past the truth.

If we had cow fertilizer, well guys, you know how fertilizer is made? It is basically cow poop.

So now we have a world with cow poop that we use to fertilize the soil, sounds great, until we think of the larger implications.

If we had cow poop, then that means that our guys would also have to poop. What then? I think this would make the game a lot less serious, jokesters would run around and fling poop at one another, put their own feces in cupboards next to the food, ect. Also, if we have fertilizer, then what of the water? There is a thing called run off that would poison the water and the fish. This suggestion is an enviornmental disaster waiting to happen. Don't implement it jorb.
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Re: Cow Manure - Fertelizer

Postby Kaios » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:17 pm

Ban this fucker already
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