Bacon, Bacon, and BACON!

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Let me get you interested in this idea.
What's the best thing in the world?: BACON.
What's the one thing I would bring being stranded on a dessert island?: BACON
What goes great with bacon?: EVERYTHING
What else goes great with bacon?: More BACON
Let me tell you how to get it!
Kill a boar or pig, and butcher it. Bacon will be a rare curiosity obtained whenever butcher the animal. You will obtain: Raw Bacon Strip. This can be learned on its own for 4000 base LP. P.S. There is 1/100 chance that you will get the Bacon to make it un overpowered. To cook, is a bit tricky. You must obtain the items: Pepper, Raw bacon strip, and Honey. Then go into cooking, and make: Raw Seasoned Bacon Strip. Put it into the oven, it will only be made right if you cook it with coal, anything else will completely ruin the bacon, making it give only 1000 base LP. After cooking it you will obtain Delicious Bacon. You can eat it giving 3 intelligence, or learn it for 5000 Base LP. THATS WHY BACON SHOULD BE IN THE GAME!

[Malicious]

A little too much Epic meal time for you.

[Clovery]

Thats why you are fat ;x

TOO MUCH BACON

[AAlex]

Fuckin' Smart.