Where are your lances?

[Massa]

We have a brave troop of shining white knights protecting the M'ladies of these forums day and night from the thralls of evil men

Brave knights, deleting and removing every post, even if it deserves to stay, to protect their beloved's from seeing anything but reinforcement.

Brave knights, your shining fedoras shimmer as you valiantly defend the helpless of these forums with your cheeto dusted fingers.