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Re: Flat Out Squirted Them Out

Postby cecelia » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:40 pm

Burinn wrote:Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.

You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.
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Re: Flat Out Squirted Them Out

Postby NOOBY93 » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:40 pm

A brand? They're fucking juicers. You don't even need one, you can simply squirt the juice out yourself using your hands.
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Re: Flat Out Squirted Them Out

Postby Burinn » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:40 pm

cecelia wrote:
Burinn wrote:Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.

You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.


I'm not very strong. I'm pretty skinny and only 5' 4" so crushing an entire grapefruit in my hand is out of the question.
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Re: Flat Out Squirted Them Out

Postby cecelia » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:41 pm

Burinn wrote:
cecelia wrote:
Burinn wrote:Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.

You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.


I'm not very strong. I'm pretty skinny and only 5' 4" so crushing an entire grapefruit in my hand is out of the question.

Being skinny and small is not an excuse for weakness.
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Re: Flat Out Squirted Them Out

Postby Teleskop » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:41 pm

Burinn wrote:
cecelia wrote:
Burinn wrote:Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.

You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.


I'm not very strong. I'm pretty skinny and only 5' 4" so crushing an entire grapefruit in my hand is out of the question.

i can do it for you :oops:
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Re: Flat Out Squirted Them Out

Postby NOOBY93 » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:42 pm

Burinn wrote:
cecelia wrote:
Burinn wrote:Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.

You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.


I'm not very strong. I'm pretty skinny and only 5' 4" so crushing an entire grapefruit in my hand is out of the question.

Making a grapefruit squirt it's juice out is not only about strength. You can also use some foreign objects (flat, hard objects like a cutting board) so you can put a lot of pressure onto the grapefruit.
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Re: Flat Out Squirted Them Out

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Re: Flat Out Squirted Them Out

Postby ssaaaax » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:49 pm

https://youtu.be/nseGgoKBW_c?t=2m46s

Here's the only technique you need actually...
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Re: Flat Out Squirted Them Out

Postby Granger » Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:33 pm

So far out offtopic that this is worthy of hel.
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