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Re: This game is dead

Postby azrid » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:13 pm

Gratz on being a casual.
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Re: This game is dead

Postby Jalpha » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:15 pm

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He says hes restarting every time he dies, so if hes not a troll maybe he havent even figured how to inherit.
Doing a small tutorial at least for the char creation area shouldnt be a big problem for the devs. That can help.


Well these forums are somewhere around 70% sockpuppets but let's not dwell on that too much lol.

The tutorials are so bad and misleading I have to wonder if the devs play their own game. Fancy making a kukri from your birch bark not a wooden cup and saving that birch bark for a birch bark boat instead. Then it insists it's a good idea to use up all your hunger eating berries or some other trash to refill your hunger and gain one stat.

They aren't tutorials they are lessons in how to play the game like a total fukkin retard.

To start with...

The new player experience is broken.
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Re: This game is dead

Postby ven » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:17 pm

He's not completely wrong though. Lots of people have already pointed out that new players have a hard time understanding how to play the game or even figuring out its most basic concepts. What's obvious to us isn't always so to noobs.

The worst of it all, and this has been pointed out too, is that going through several parts of the forum is necessary to learn how to play, to understand the community's culture, and to know that murder is common and expected. We know it's like this. But when you make a presentation video portraying the game as a peaceful paradise people will think it's indeed like that, especially if it gives the impression you don't need any claims or walls to play. Maybe this guy came here expecting the game to be like the video and the official description and found out it's not. If that's the case, is he really to blame?
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Re: This game is dead

Postby sMartins » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:22 pm

funny :D
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Re: This game is dead

Postby Jacobian123 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:38 pm

But why isn't he linking to his review? I want to read it :(
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Re: This game is dead

Postby Jalpha » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:41 pm

Because he's a sockpuppet.

Or there is no website.

Or fish flavoured bacon, I don't know.
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Re: This game is dead

Postby shampizle » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:53 pm

Another one bites the dust. Back to wow you go
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Re: This game is dead

Postby razfen » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:55 pm

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MagicManICT wrote:Not really any purpose of this thread other than to get a simple answer that some of you special children don't seem to know how to give. Everyone's got to be a fukkin comedian....
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Re: This game is dead

Postby jordancoles » Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:00 pm

Send the review and video link I want to see your bigboy tears
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Re: This game is dead

Postby HappyBuffalo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:21 pm

I'm sorry but you are not the target audience of the game. It is exactly what most players can't find in another titles. So basically your review will not only scare potential players but also attract them for what you have written, because its impossible in other games.
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