It was a hot, steamy day. Shiro had been walking around in the swamp looking for nasty sticky things to rub all over himself. The hearthling loved nasty things. Suddenly he becomes distracted by a ruby dragonfly that's zipping by. He begins to chase it, feeling free. Shiro is wearing nothing but a revealing nettle shirt and has no pants; he feels open to nature. Then, it appeared. A naked man climbs down from a tree. Shiro sees his hairy buttocks and immediately falls in love. The figure walks towards the player. To Shiro's surprise, the beautiful man is Jorb. A breeze tickles both their bodies as they make eye contact. "How can this be", Shiro thinks softly to himself, "Jorb is the developer, and I'm just a simple player." As if to read his thoughts, Jorb walks a bit closer to the exposed player and puts his hand on his hand the players shoulder gently. Their eye contact thickens. No words are exchanged. Shiro can smell Jorb's pungent smelly odor, and begins to feel aroused inside. They've only been together a few moments, but already Shiro is deeply in love with this man. It didn't matter if he was the developer of HaH or not, he wanted to be with this smelly human for the rest of his life. Images of a life spent with Jorb flash though his mind.
Shiro takes off his nettle shirt, making sure his every move was graceful. He wanted to please Jorb. He knew that Jorb needed pleasure. The man embraces Shiro awkwardly. Shiro's arms wrap around him like tentacles. He feels his anus tingle, so he lets one rip. The fart smells like rotten eggs, his favorite. Jorb strengthens his embrace. To Shiro's surprise Jorb leans in and brushes Shiro's ear with his lips. He whispers softly, "Bend over". Shiro obeys his command mindlessly. Jorb had captured the player. The hearthling is his pokemon.
The mud covers Shiro's smelly legs, and he feels a movement behind him. He closes his eyes as Jorb licks the swamp goo off his calf. Then, suddenly...
My mom walks in the room and I switch to another tab. She asks me if I'm doing my homework, and I say, "Yes." I close HaH and get started on my math assignment.
Happy Bicycle Day Jorb!