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Jorb Fan Fiction

Postby Acefirebird » Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:33 am

It was a hot, steamy day. Shiro had been walking around in the swamp looking for nasty sticky things to rub all over himself. The hearthling loved nasty things. Suddenly he becomes distracted by a ruby dragonfly that's zipping by. He begins to chase it, feeling free. Shiro is wearing nothing but a revealing nettle shirt and has no pants; he feels open to nature. Then, it appeared. A naked man climbs down from a tree. Shiro sees his hairy buttocks and immediately falls in love. The figure walks towards the player. To Shiro's surprise, the beautiful man is Jorb. A breeze tickles both their bodies as they make eye contact. "How can this be", Shiro thinks softly to himself, "Jorb is the developer, and I'm just a simple player." As if to read his thoughts, Jorb walks a bit closer to the exposed player and puts his hand on his hand the players shoulder gently. Their eye contact thickens. No words are exchanged. Shiro can smell Jorb's pungent smelly odor, and begins to feel aroused inside. They've only been together a few moments, but already Shiro is deeply in love with this man. It didn't matter if he was the developer of HaH or not, he wanted to be with this smelly human for the rest of his life. Images of a life spent with Jorb flash though his mind.
Shiro takes off his nettle shirt, making sure his every move was graceful. He wanted to please Jorb. He knew that Jorb needed pleasure. The man embraces Shiro awkwardly. Shiro's arms wrap around him like tentacles. He feels his anus tingle, so he lets one rip. The fart smells like rotten eggs, his favorite. Jorb strengthens his embrace. To Shiro's surprise Jorb leans in and brushes Shiro's ear with his lips. He whispers softly, "Bend over". Shiro obeys his command mindlessly. Jorb had captured the player. The hearthling is his pokemon.
The mud covers Shiro's smelly legs, and he feels a movement behind him. He closes his eyes as Jorb licks the swamp goo off his calf. Then, suddenly...

My mom walks in the room and I switch to another tab. She asks me if I'm doing my homework, and I say, "Yes." I close HaH and get started on my math assignment.

Happy Bicycle Day Jorb!
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Re: Jorb Fan Fiction

Postby vatas » Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:24 am

Rule #34, no exceptions.
Haven and Hearth Wiki (Maintained by volunteers - test/verify when practical. Forum thread

Basic Claim Safety (And what you’re doing wrong
TL:;DR: Build a Palisade with only Visitor gates.)

Combat Guide (Overview, PVE, PVP) (Includes how to escape/minimize risk of getting killed.)
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Re: Jorb Fan Fiction

Postby cecelia » Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:46 am

Shiro quivers as Jorb's teeth assault his thigh. He was not expecting this... the mud was only on his calf! He draws a deep breath and accepts what is happening. He provides no reaction when Jorb's lips tighten around the leech that has been sucking the blood from his smooth, tight skin, followed by the popping sound of release.
Unfortunately, it was not the release the two young men were truly craving. That will come later, dear reader.
Blood comes gently to the surface of Shiro's delicate hide. Jorb, his arms wrapped tightly but comfortably around the boy, lowers himself down once more to clean up the mess. He licks shyly, but with purpose. The blood tastes gamy, like the vile and grassy essence of a deer, but he pushes on. Once the blood mess has clotted and stopped leaking, Jorb moves his focus slightly higher.
“Hu~!” Shiro gasps as the sensation of a stiff, wet tongue presses his juicy yet flat ass cheeks apart.
“Calm yourself, hearthling,” Jorb responds. The words are altered slightly by the flesh surrounding his face, and Shiro strains to understand.
“Va?”
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Re: Jorb Fan Fiction

Postby Onep » Tue Apr 19, 2016 6:55 am

My literotica thread was hel'd before I could finish my Jorb x Loftar fanfic. I was quite perturbed.

Distraught with autists
Jorb leered hungrily at it
Loftar's luscious form
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”

An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
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Re: Jorb Fan Fiction

Postby TeckXKnight » Tue Apr 19, 2016 6:58 am

Eh, lets just save time and not do this again.
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