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The ultimate VR love story

Postby overtyped » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:56 am

I've been working for around 3 months now on perfecting a trap voice, to molest and terrify the beta males who fear women(myself included)

Here is one of my best works and it happened earlier today.

So begins the tale of the character i shall dub "beta bob"
It begins with me teleporting into a room ,one where you can make scribbles into thin air. I appear inside in my super cute cross eyed avatar.

I immediately started scanning the room for eligible bachelors.

I located one, though i didn't know this at the time but, he is appearently 16 years old. I walk straight up to him and call him onee san and ask him to be my friend, and so begins 2 and a half hours of "hell"

Onee san, can you pet me?
beta bob: no fuck off you trap
(unfortunately for him, my voice is flawless, so he couldn't actually tell that i was.) ;) ( even when i listen to myself i get a hardon so there aint no way)

Around 20 minutes of chasing him around, he turns into a big ugly tree creature. (being the loli i am pretending to be, i obviously cowered in fear, shouting baka nee san, and Īe(which means noo) and ran away.
after which i waited in the corner of the room until he switched back to his normal form.(which was some sort of typical kawaee male with blond hair)

I of course instantly ran right back up to him, and said nee san, don't nee san.
This continued on for some time, with him changing into his form to scare me away, until eventually he just left and joined a private room

But of course, i knew it was just a bluff. Being the experienced loli stalker that i am, i sent him a friends request.

He accepts it, which makes me wonder if he is subconsciously enjoying it, because beta bob probably never had a "girl" with such a kawaee voice chase after him before(probably never happened prior to this).
Following this, he joins a public world, and of course i join too. But he has a surprise in store for me!

He gets his friend who then pretends he knows me, and says i have been doing this trap voice in multiple places, and says to just talk in my real voice.
But what beta bob doesn't realize is i'm a professional creep, do you really think i'm going to stop now that i've come this far? I will go until i break you.

He had one final bluff however, and said he will kiss me if i will talk in my real voice. I of course just walk up to him and say, onee san in a soft whisper, and do head rubs. He does indeed kiss me, then tells me now i have to talk in my real voice. HA WHAT A JOKE, I'M IN FAR TOO DEEP NOW, BREAK FOR MEEEEEE.

He then creates a new public room and i teleport to it. we.. were all alone, he was standing by the mirror at the north side of the room, looking into it. (take note that from the start, it would have been a simple matter of blocking me, if he wanted) (but I assume due to his 16 year old nature, he can't let the chance slip that a female might like him)

I appear and i hear someone shouting, "oh fuck" -- (ohhh don't be coy ;) )
I then walk up to him, and whisper in his ear in hyper kawaee mode. His cracks finally begin to show, and then I understand that i've won!
He starts saying he doesn't know if i'm male or female and he's starting to question his sexuality.

I continue acting cute as always. He then screams what do you want from me. I walk up slowly and do a head rub, shortly after my victory i log off and tell him i'll see him tomorrow as it's getting late. Now i am here writing this tale.

Our second date shall resume tomorrow hopefully!

PS: i have not mastered long sentences yet, because female voices are especially difficult for me. I've been relying on short sentences and kawaee stuff until now. The difficulty may go up, wish me luck.
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Re: The ultimate VR love story

Postby shubla » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:11 am

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Re: The ultimate VR love story

Postby Jalpha » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:14 am

I'm too homophobic to read more than the first paragraph but I support your lifestyle choices.

Just so long as you're happy man.
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Re: The ultimate VR love story

Postby Robben_DuMarsch » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:54 pm

Bob your voice is way too manly to ever pull off a convincing female voice.

You're going to need to use a voice changer if you insist on trolling.
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