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Storytime with Bob Dole

Postby overtyped » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:57 am

Stories of Dole
The tale of the two ainranaways that wanted too much 2016-03-09
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Today Dole spotted six ainranaway outside his plot, but they ran away, 20 min later dole decides to walk up to his second plot at the north. While travelling, several ainranaway members came out of the bushes, but dole managed to run inside.
Ainranaway being the special kids they are decided to stick around, and aim from my entrances with bows.
A short time later, Dole asks them for a 1v1, they say nothing, and Dole get lonely, so he decided to run out, while eating two arrows, and then killing two of them, and running back inside. Dole managed to carry one of the bodys in, but they took the other.
After this confrontation they left Dole alone, but dole is now worried about nidbanes and being tracked :( Since he cannot bury the other body :*(


The tale of the river and the ainranaway
One day three people of a group called Ainranaway now known as Hiroshima were sitting near brodgar being general dicks, Dole strolled by and got aggroed, and tried to fight them 3v1 for 5 minutes or so, before deciding to get away, thinking they might be calling reinforcements. Dole makes a foolish mistake and flees south, when there is a closer river to the north and east, but it ends up not mattering, because they cant coordinate enough to drop doles defenses.

After a 15 minute chase, ( with many daring jukes) dole finally manages to get to a good river, but lo and behold, the scoundrels were prepared for that. They arched their bows and fired 6 shots into our Dole, bringing him down to a sliver of life.
After dole crosses the river, ainranaway heroically retreats.

later on they show up at doles doorstep, giving themselves fake hogwarts names, to try to fool dole
Dole however was not fooled, and gave them an evil look, which in turn produced no noticeable effect, but that it to the untrained eye.
Dole decides to offer a 1v1, even with his hp in tatters. But it turns out Dole is still a worthy foe, deflated though he might be. Being that ainranaway are only trained in the art of many vs one, they instead decided to ainranaway back to the safety of hiroshima.

The end.
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Re: The story of Dole and the ainranaways

Postby DDDsDD999 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:58 am

This tugs at my heart-strings.
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Re: Storytime with Dole (Featuring ainranaway)

Postby Bowshot125 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:02 am

Ainran still bullying Brodgar? Lol.
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Re: Storytime with Dole (Featuring ainranaway)

Postby Ronin30 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:03 am

I highly doubt it is Ainran due to foolish mistakes I have seen them make.

Is this thread now about Robben's paranoia?


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Re: Storytime with Dole (Featuring ainranaway)

Postby boshaw » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:07 am

Delamore wrote:Ainran should be proud, I've seen some damaging raids but this has gone to the point of PTSD where everything is Ainran, and it's actually pretty funny if it didn't involve snooping around peoples lives over a video game.



One more to add to the PTSD list. 8-)
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Re: Storytime with Dole (Featuring ainranaway)

Postby Ronin30 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:07 am

Robben_DuMarsch wrote: See that bunny there hopping happily along?

Be wary traveler, it is Japanese Naowut in his final form.

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Re: Storytime with Dole (Featuring ainranaway)

Postby Raffeh » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:13 am

Ainran is everywhere. In your closet, under your bed, in the deepest and darkest parts of your hard drive. Be afraid be very afraid. You have been warned.
TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT.
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Re: Storytime with Dole (Featuring ainranaway)

Postby overtyped » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:20 am

Raffeh wrote:Ainran is everywhere. In your closet, under your bed, in the deepest and darkest parts of your hard drive. Be afraid be very afraid. You have been warned.

The only ainranaway is hiroshima my friend. Do not taint their prestigious image with your malice.
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Re: Storytime with Dole (Featuring ainranaway)

Postby Orcling » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:26 am

If hiroshima is ainran then they're the shittiest fighters i've ever seen. 4 of them couldn't kill me over chase of 1 minimap, 1 of them being on a horse.
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Re: Storytime with Dole (Featuring ainranaway)

Postby Raffeh » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:35 am

Orcling wrote:If hiroshima is ainran then they're the shittiest fighters i've ever seen. 4 of them couldn't kill me over chase of 1 minimap, 1 of them being on a horse.


I guess you havnt seen this video yet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWpReKtB930&sns=em

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