My village, Shadowmoon, is under siege by the evil and probably smelly Amish Paradise booty brigade! They demanded 100 sub tokens and our first born children as tribute to end the destruction. Rather than pay them, we would much rather pay YOU - the hero! If you like gold bars, sub tokens, or whatever you desire, (we are pretty well off) please get in contact with us and get these monkeys off our backs.
They number at most 4 horsemen at once, camping inside the pally pictured above. They have D-helms and reasonable late game equipment, and unknown stats. Stand up for what is right, you won’t regret it! We will be toast in around 7 hours from this post at this rate.