Young Nab STARTLED by STUNNING PRANK (NUMBER 5 WILL SHOCK U)

[Jesus_Smith_Nandez]

The story goes me and my good, great best pal are out on an adventure which is usually the case. My buddy was testing out his new archer, and after leaving a vandal scent from accidentally shooting my horse we were promptly off to the nearest beach on replacement horses for mommy-make-out-day with camcorders in hand ready to film some social experiments.

Our first suspect was a newly minted pali, claim and village idol that was blocking our road. After bashing the entire pali, claim and idol, the prank crew was off again, armed only with their wits, cameras, epic Youtube intro and extensive knowledge of the PrankInvasion Kissing Prank Method™.

The day was getting old, and the pair had failed to make out with any hot babes or have any social experiments go wrong. The boys did not allow this to break their spirits, as they approached an active looking settlement. The settlement was surrounded by the poor mutilated corpses of various peaceful forest critters. Clearly the owner was some kind of aspiring prankster testing his skills on the poor animals.

Upon investigation of the property, it appears one of the certified pranksters had one of the hearthfires kinned, as JrPunchers, and the hearthfire was online. One of the pranksters waited by an open door while the other messaged the victim. As the night drew on, the poor social experimenter has been standing at the door for several minutes; his phone had died, his faux hawk was beginning to sag as the gel lost it's holding power, and the multiple cameras that the team had set up were close to running out of battery. Eventually, another kinned player logged in and confronted the prankster at the door with his bow drawn.

"What are you doing on my property?" he asked
The prankster had been in situations like this multiple times, and knew how to handle himself accordingly
"Haha chill dude it's just a prank bro it's just a social experiment, chill," he responded professionally
Clearly, he knew these were no novice prankeers.

Hoping to salvage our prank, at this momment I sprinted in on my horse and began sparring with my friend to add some urgency. As this was all going on, the prankee in question, JrPunchers, entered out gaze. Originally he seemed calm, but he took one step too close as one of our beloved heros fluidly moonwalked into the doorway and shot a hot speeding prank directly into his heart at record speeds.

The shock value of this prank was incredible, as the poor victim was clearly unable to even comprehend the situation at all, he was so confused and disoriented.

[2016-09-16 23:49:56] Jr. Punchers: Why did you guys shoot me.
[2016-09-16 23:50:01] Jr. Punchers: Actually wondering.
[2016-09-16 23:50:27] Wanderer: it was just a prank bro
[2016-09-16 23:50:31] Wanderer: didn't you see the cameras
[2016-09-16 23:50:37] Jr. Punchers: No.
[2016-09-16 23:50:41] Jr. Punchers: Well.
[2016-09-16 23:50:51] Jr. Punchers: Atleast you had fun.
[2016-09-16 23:50:51] Wanderer: it was a social experminet
[2016-09-16 23:51:05] Jr. Punchers: Point of the game (:
[2016-09-16 23:51:06] Wanderer: (gone rong)
[2016-09-16 23:52:42] Jr. Punchers: Also do you guys just stab eachother for fun.
[2016-09-16 23:53:01] Jr. Punchers: Cause I saw you just run up and start wailing on eachother.
[2016-09-16 23:54:32] Wanderer: yeah that was a social experiment too idk how you didn't see all the cameras
[2016-09-16 23:54:47] Jr. Punchers: Umm ok.
[2016-09-16 23:54:57] Jr. Punchers: gg than mate.
Edit: Would like to clarify the victim, the prankee in question, was not killed, only knocked out. We used bone arrows to make sure he wasn't hurt to bad o7
There have been no posts in The Moot for like an entire week I thought I might as well post something lmao

[MrPunchers]

lol

[dageir]

Jesus, that was a long winded tale to inform us that you shot a guy.
You could write this: Me and a buddy shot a guy. No images to prove it, but we did..

[MrPunchers]

Jesus, that was a long winded tale to inform us that you shot a guy.
You could write this: Me and a buddy shot a guy. No images to prove it, but we did..

Yeah he shot me. Why are you doubting him?

[dageir]

He said he shot Punchers Jr, you are not named that.

[MrPunchers]

He said he shot Punchers Jr, you are not named that.

My toon in the game is named Punchers Jr. ... Do you not see the resemblance in the names?

[dageir]

[Onep]

Sounds pretty in tents.

[shadyg0d]

You are lucky you didn't get punched

[Kaios]

Our first suspect was a newly minted pali, claim and village idol that was blocking our road.

would have cared to hear more about this part, the rest is kind of boring though