Recruiting Girl

Company of Dwarves seeking thief for dangerous mission. Find a group or village to play with here.

Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby ravenguard19 » Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:18 pm

yes you can
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Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby Baldarich » Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:00 pm

nothing is impossible
Teleskop wrote:if the chance to win a lottery is 1 to 1 000 000 it doesnt mean im any closer to winning after buying 1 000 000 tickets
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Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby Amanda_C1137 » Sun May 01, 2016 9:30 pm

I'm a girl :D still recruiting?
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Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby dzielny_wojownik » Sun May 01, 2016 9:42 pm

haha yes still recruiting pm me
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Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby ArvinJA » Mon May 02, 2016 1:36 am

Cmon spy girl, try harder, at least give us some feet
The low life has lost its appeal
And I'm tired of walking these streets
To a room with its cupboards bare
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Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby ChildhoodObesity » Sun Jan 01, 2017 10:55 pm

still looking :(
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Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby Beezer12Washingbeard » Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:14 pm

is this thread a parody that's going over my head or what
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Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby Jacobian123 » Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:17 pm

Beezer12Washingbeard wrote:is this thread a parody that's going over my head or what

Old topic when these guys were looking for a nice grill.
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Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby Beezer12Washingbeard » Mon Jan 02, 2017 12:29 am

oh well in that case I can bring over one of these bad boys right here

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Lemme grab my phone real quick and I'll PM OP definitive, veiny proof of my gender
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Re: Recruiting Girl

Postby Teleskop » Mon Jan 02, 2017 12:35 am

OBERGLOGAU already has its farming girl :D
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