by Tanchist » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:34 am
Acceptance of applications include, but are not limited to, the level of swag in the applicant's message / trial run, the applicant's history in online communities, the size of the applicant's bribe, the applicant's internet meme knowledge.
We reserve the right to deny any application, due to language, race, gender, attractiveness, intellect (or there lack of), weight, height, smell, taste, grammar, or age.
So you are not taking your recruiting too seriously. Well, then, why should the newbies looking for a village take you seriously?
Wastelands. Ruins everywhere from proud civilizations, with today's survivors scavenging whatever they can carry even if they can't even use it. Eating rats cooked alive is OK for everyone. Walking around naked is natural, since very few have time to waste in getting a rag to cover their deep wounds. And the game is only Alpha.