first blood - a tale of self defense

[walrus_army]

Today, the finest Navy the hearthlands had ever seen took a precarious trip through a vortex that was fated to change the lives of one man forever.

We lost one of our own.


But on the other side, we found victory. 3 of the most elite ships made it through the fray, and soon enough, marines took the beach and raided a nearby enemy outpost.

We went whole hog, and took out one of their MG posts. An incredible shot from our armored division, Christopher Pigglestein took to havoc. One down, a crate destroyed, we were razing the city and hoping for surrender by dusk.



BUT THEY STOOD THEIR GROUND. WE HAD TO BRING ON THE 2ND ARMORED DIVISION AND THEY FOUGHT TO THE DEATH. Never have I seen such finer men, and such finer enemies, duke it out in such an epic proportion.



But finally, the show ended, not with a whimper, but with a bang. Captain Clapper was engaged, 1 on 1, by their commanding officer, after having been knocked out by our tanks. He stood no chance, and Captain Clapper came out victorious, slaying their leader! You can see the enlisted men dancing with Captain Clapper over the corpse of our enemy.

[Vigilance]

A masterpiece. A for effort.

[banok]

can't tell if new player or just ddssds guy on new account.

[MagicManICT]

can't tell if new player or just ddssds guy on new account.

[joojoo1975]

so by the second day you have KO'd someone?

I don't know what's worse, that you knocked someone out by the second day or that it is not a record.

[Massa]

so by the second day you have KO'd someone?

I don't know what's worse, that you knocked someone out by the second day or that it is not a record.

The boar KO'd him.

Then, since we were up in his shit, and on his claim, he attached our door-blocking clapper, who proceeded to punch him and kill him with the ensuing concussion.

Probs the first legit murder of world 11 tbh. Or close to it.

[linkfanpc]

so by the second day you have KO'd someone?

I don't know what's worse, that you knocked someone out by the second day or that it is not a record.

The boar KO'd him.

Then, since we were up in his shit, and on his claim, he attached our door-blocking clapper, who proceeded to punch him and kill him with the ensuing concussion.

Probs the first legit murder of world 11 tbh. Or close to it.

Met a guy who stunlocked a griefer to death on his claim via concussion a few hours ago, no joke.

[Massa]

so by the second day you have KO'd someone?

I don't know what's worse, that you knocked someone out by the second day or that it is not a record.

The boar KO'd him.

Then, since we were up in his shit, and on his claim, he attached our door-blocking clapper, who proceeded to punch him and kill him with the ensuing concussion.

Probs the first legit murder of world 11 tbh. Or close to it.

Met a guy who stunlocked a griefer to death on his claim via concussion a few hours ago, no joke.

Doesn't work that way.

Once you concuss yourself committing the crime, you're on the claim and can move. I did kill myself with his claim afterwards though. Was lit.

[linkfanpc]

Aye, thought so, hey you wouldn't happen to have been the guy who called me a kurwa and tried to take my stuff, whom i have destroyed the entire base of, would you?

[Massa]

Aye, thought so, hey you wouldn't happen to have been the guy who called me a kurwa and tried to take my stuff, whom i have destroyed the entire base of, would you?

no we don't even know where this was this was what was on the other end of a random whirlpool we shot 4 alts into