Stop fucking settling swamps.

[Vigilance]

You fucking mental midgets are settling directly on top of shit and preventing shit from respawning for pretty much the entirety of the time you're bumble-fucking around your base, which for most of these nab camps I'm stumbling upon is literally all of the time. I am a man on a mission and you fools are preventing me from it. In about a week when you all quit from getting midged to death or sieged by people thinking exactly the same thing as me it won't be a problem but FUCK do I WANT THESE GODDAMN CANDLEBERRIES, BECAUSE I SURE AM NOT GETTING WAX FROM BEE HIVES.

I've been a peasfool miner ever since 3d hafen's conception but at this rate I'm gonna need to bust out the battering rams.

[Massa]

+69

You're all stupid as fuck and will quit in like 4-6 weeks max. What are you gunning for? Your houses tell me you have, like, 30 max shits. You aren't seeing the important shit you're preventing from respawning. There are about 20 or 30 people bottlenecking hundreds of people's progress because you think you have such a smart idea settling on a swamp or some shit.

[Vigilance]

i have been informed that battering rams cost wax, but i will not be defeated by this. it is a worthy investment to have free reign over these swamps.

[2d0x]

...it is a worthy investment to have free reign over these swamps.

I am not an expert on this game, so I ask: will you really need domination in the swamp in a month or two? Initially, it is wax and dragonflies (although minuses are midges), but then? Well, mushrooms for the frog's crown... anything else? Or just vengefulness?

[Massa]

...it is a worthy investment to have free reign over these swamps.

I am not an expert on this game, so I ask: will you really need domination in the swamp in a month or two? Initially, it is wax and dragonflies (although minuses are midges), but then? Well, mushrooms for the frog's crown... anything else? Or just vengefulness?

You fuck me, I fuck you.

We need this shit like a fat kid needs fucking chocolate. And you guys are just keeping us from accessing candleberries, bluebells, etc.

[Saxony4]

You aren't entitled to access to swamps.
So what if some noob wants to larp as shrek and live in a swamp, you want to deny him his fun?

[Vigilance]

Absolutely and I have every right to bully them when they try to infringe on my god given rights to wax, mineholes, and the pursuit of gold.

[2d0x]

...We need this shit like a fat kid needs fucking chocolate. And you guys are just keeping us from accessing candleberries, bluebells, etc.

I think the settlers think the same way. Personally, I don't live in the swamp. Candleberries - yep, but only at the beginning of the game. Bbluebells... On the red earth, finding them is not more difficult, in my opinion.

Absolutely and I have every right to bully them when they try to infringe on my god given rights to wax, mineholes, and the pursuit of gold.

Oh, those ambitions...

...wants to larp as shrek and live in a swamp, you want to deny him his fun?

Quotha! ヽ(´▽`)/

[MagicManICT]

You aren't entitled to access to swamps.
So what if some noob wants to larp as shrek and live in a swamp, you want to deny him his fun?

Absolutely and I have every right to bully them when they try to infringe on my god given rights to wax, mineholes, and the pursuit of gold.

In the story, shrek was a scary ogre.... I wonder who the scary ogre is in this situation... certainly not the ones trying to live in the swamp, but rather the one trying to get his swamp back, I think.

And if beehives aren't being used to mass produce wax, I can certainly guarantee candleberries will never go out of style.

[abt79]

You aren't entitled to access to swamps.
So what if some noob wants to larp as shrek and live in a swamp, you want to deny him his fun?

Absolutely and I have every right to bully them when they try to infringe on my god given rights to wax, mineholes, and the pursuit of gold.

In the story, shrek was a scary ogre.... I wonder who the scary ogre is in this situation... certainly not the ones trying to live in the swamp, but rather the one trying to get his swamp back, I think.

And if beehives aren't being used to mass produce wax, I can certainly guarantee candleberries will never go out of style.

Beehives will be used to mass produce wax; no mere wound can halt the progress of the "players" in Haven and Alts! Well meme'D jorb!