Stop fucking settling swamps.

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Re: Stop fucking settling swamps.

Postby 2d0x » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:36 am

abt79 wrote:...no mere wound can halt the progress of the "players" in Haven and Alts! Well meme'D jorb!

Player progress is inevitable, like the collapse of imperialism (old soviet meme: "<Что-либо> неизбежно, как крах империализма").
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Re: Stop fucking settling swamps.

Postby OtsukiYorauzo » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:13 am

We will bring freedom to the swamplands....if there is oil..
Oh wait its not communism that does that....
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Re: Stop fucking settling swamps.

Postby gunterman9 » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:14 pm

You should make and alt and name them Shrek and always ask what people are doing in you swamp.
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Re: Stop fucking settling swamps.

Postby iamahh » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:34 pm

Vigilance wrote:I SURE AM NOT GETTING WAX FROM BEE HIVES


>imblying newbies know about unloading maps when they're having nightmares over midgets
> imblying you can't find beehives near water
> imblying you can't spam carrots
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Re: Stop fucking settling swamps.

Postby Vassteel » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:50 pm

Question

If I pave over a swamp but I leave one tile left how long will it take to grow back.

Been thinking of making swamp paving alts to use on foreign lands.

that way the south can claim the title of candleberry land
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Re: Stop fucking settling swamps.

Postby Hrenli » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:58 pm

Vassteel wrote:pave over a swamp


Good luck with that.
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Re: Stop fucking settling swamps.

Postby Roxaereon » Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:40 pm

I literally choked on icecream while reading OP's post. Good read!
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Re: Stop fucking settling swamps.

Postby The_Blode » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:06 am

shoutout to the people around me settling *NEAR* swamps but being far enough away to cause no harm
also shoutout to all the bigger, richer settlements on the coasts around me, making perfect targets for raids and leaving my shit virtually invisible to anyone looking for walls to knock down
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