Hello boys and men, Russians and sometimes femalian units. It is finally I, Jett Kidden the Retar-I mean, “professional clown”.
I was born useless - it’s terminal. This means you feed me house me bathe me (gently) and I give your village the gift of joy. I will spend most of my time practicing tunes and follow your villager’s adventures. I may do dumb labor if I am incredibly bored - I prefer to leave that to the bots. I will stay for varying times but I will always announce when I’m coming and going - send me off with gifts for the next town. No need to give me keys, I will happily wander indoors.
This is a role playing project I’ve had in mind for a long time - I’ve been wanting to come back to haven but had no interest in progression as much as the people in the world. I’ve always been the town clown and now I want to try going full-time in my funny business in this world and gain a genuine reputation to be able to neutrally travel between towns with gifts and anonymous letters.
I will be logging anything funny worth noting in this thread as well as my schedule. If I visit your town be cool with partying a little and please leave me a review in this thread so others will trust me around their animals.
SCHEDULE:
Waiting to be born