Havenstuck - a CYOA about H&H!

[Smoopadoop]

Flirt with the pretty flag lady.

"Hey", you begin your slick pickup line with. "How'd you like to-"
Hey, why aren't the words coming out?
The green-haired lady looks at you disappointedly.
"I know you're trying to hit on me."
shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck cover blown cover blown cover blown

Flag lady is rude, so go to drink the water.

Because you sure are thirsty as fuck lmao
With what, your nonexistant ghosty face?

[Amanda44]

but keep the shoe

Oh, and you do that too. Never know when you'd need a shoe, amirite?

Yes, it would have come in rather handy when you got a Thorn in the Foot.

Flag lady is rude, so go to drink the water.

Because you sure are thirsty as fuck lmao
With what, your nonexistant ghosty face?

Flag lady zaps the orb with her magical powers and it disappears.

[Kaios]

Flag lady zaps the orb with her magical powers and it disappears.

reappearing as a nondescript humanoid, slightly bothered by a strange tingling sensation where there should be genetalia

[Amanda44]

Flag lady zaps the orb with her magical powers and it disappears.

reappearing as a nondescript humanoid, slightly bothered by a strange tingling sensation where there should be genetalia

[Phaen]

Talk to the dude that gives you a body until he makes you male.

[spawningmink]

after becoming a male, sit there for about 45 min debating if you should replace the shoe with the hat or put your hat on feet

[GenghisKhan44]

Open the chest, and throw the foul, imprisoning linen garments into the water.

[Smoopadoop]

Talk to the dude that gives you a body until he makes you male

Uh... this guy?
The manic-looking butcher with weird hair stares at you. Manically. He grits his teeth and screams DO YA WANT A BODEH
And, before you have time to respond with your ghosty beep boops,

Oh. Nice. Thanks I guess?

after becoming a male, sit there for about 45 min debating if you should replace the shoe with the hat or put your hat on feet

Open the chest, and throw the foul, imprisoning linen garments into the water.

WHAT DOOOOOOO

[GenghisKhan44]

Put your shoe over a strategically placed area and make a joke about foot size.

Then ask Mother Germania (flag girl) if you can wear her dress.

[epicless]

Flirt with the pretty flag lady again.