painhertz wrote:World 5 or 6 we had some Korean allies, didn't understand a damned thing they were saying but they always brought us a dead pig. Must be a thing?
Baldarich wrote:I was looking for a new place to live and i happen to settle down near some russians, they would always bring me dead pigs and planks for no reason i asked them why are they giving me dead pigs they answered that their pigs are having sex all the time, so i decided to make them some armor since they were walking around naked with frying pans they had bunny slippers and pipes in their mouths but never seemed to stop smoking, but it all soon ended they drowned trying to swim over a river, i picked up some skeletons and made them graves... They were fine gents rest in peace...
In Lord of the Flies simulator they thought you were The Beast. (Congratulations...? Is that a good thing?)
