Havenstuck - a CYOA about H&H!

[GenghisKhan44]

Now that I have all of these cone cows (squee!), I take one of the little fuckers and stare at it for a long ass time, wondering why the hell I made... 36? of 'em.

[Flame]

Why 36, i wonder? Oh, wait, i remember now!
It's 16 for me and 16 for my still-not-spawned friend. We want to play chessmate on a squared paved road with custom rules!

Go out and look for some stone.

[Phaen]

5 baskets with 6 slots is not 36 cone cows

half of 36 is not 16

[GenghisKhan44]

Sorry, I forgot we made 5 baskets, not 6.

[Flame]

I'm an artist, my reality is approximate. 8D

[Smoopadoop]

Now start building campfires all around yourself and light them up.

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jk that didnt happen

Now that I have all of these cone cows (squee!), I take one of the little fuckers and stare at it for a long ass time, wondering why the hell I made... 36? of 'em.

You do the thing
hoLY FUCK I GOT 50
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but what did I get 50 of?
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fuck
the pictures are shit because i don't have time right now sorry
also because it's funny

[epicless]

Learn hunting and say "Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits".

[Kaios]

You come across a band of rogue mouflon. They spot your cone cows and prepare to attack.

One of the Mouflon shouts at you, "NOW YOU 'BOUT TO FEEL THE WRATH OF A MENACE, NIGGA, I HIT 'EM UP!"

[GenghisKhan44]

I see a big, thick taproot sticking on the ground! I think I'll suck on it for a bit...

[Smoopadoop]

Learn hunting and say "Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits".

You do that thing, and you-
YO HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A FUCKING BEARD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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also, again, sorry for taking so long. I really should pay more attention to this.