by Gallade » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:11 pm
"Arch-Angel's Armor" -Armor
"Boar Bladder Baked Beet" -Sausage
"Chastising Copper Chain" -Tool
"Daunting Dryad Deli" -Baked recipe
"Earl's Earrings" -Accessory
"Fearsome Fire Fists" -Gloves
"Gluttonous Gamepie" -Baked meat recipe
"Hero's Hood" -Cloak
"Industry Infuser" -Potion
"Janissary's Javelin" -Weapon
"Killer Kingfish" -Fish
"Leafy Lance" -Noob weapon
"Midnight Mask" -Equipment
"Nut Nest" -Curio
"Onion Octopus" -Seafood recipe
"Perilous Pewter Poleaxe" - Weapon
"Quaint Quill" -Stationery tool
"Rainbow Robe" -Cloak
"Snakeskin Saddle" -Riding implement
"Titanic Tomahawk" -Weapon
"Umbrous Umbrella" -Tool
"Vicious Vise" -Smithing Tool
"Winner's Whip" -Weapon
"Xanadu's Xistus" -Building
"Yin-yang Yarn" -Material
"Zinc Zipper" -Material
(Many of the above make little to no sense for the sake of alliteration)
"Our village is so big, you can hop on a wagon at the idol and ride it all day in the same direction, and you'll still be on our claim"
"Dang, are your wagons that slow?"
If I wanted to get a load of bull from you I'd have brought my cows for you to impregnate!