Share your funny experiences

[Baldarich]

This topic is about funny encounters/events you experienced in haven.
Share them with us!

Heres mine:
I was looking for a new place to live and i happen to settle down near some russians, they would always bring me dead pigs and planks for no reason i asked them why are they giving me dead pigs they answered that their pigs are having sex all the time, so i decided to make them some armor since they were walking around naked with frying pans they had bunny slippers and pipes in their mouths but never seemed to stop smoking, but it all soon ended they drowned trying to swim over a river, i picked up some skeletons and made them graves... They were fine gents rest in peace...

[painhertz]

World 5 or 6 we had some Korean allies, didn't understand a damned thing they were saying but they always brought us a dead pig. Must be a thing?

[NOOBY93]

Killed and raided the same group of Polish 13 year olds 3 times. The first time was the best though, they were getting chased by my villagemate but they ran into their brickwall and closed the gates. Now it was me and my villagemate on the outside, them on the inside. I convinced them if they let me and him inside, we're all gonna gang up on him and they can keep his loot. They let us in and we killed all of them except one who logged off, including a character with keys and lawspeaker to the village, so we took over the village. The one who logged off, named Pitex, had previously left some scents which is how we found them, and we summoned him.
Good stuff

The second time I got a friend to act as if he's gonna join them, and my main would be his noob character (I wore linens on him then logged off then back in so in the kin list my picture was a character in linens).

They oathed me by chieftain unfortunately, but I ported in, killed a guy and got some sweet loot.

Third time was a simple ram.

Until recently, for about a whole year they would add me to skype conversations just to say "FUCK YOU" and then remove me from the conversation. Didn't block them, was hilarious

[odin00]

at my early start of h&h a friend told me i can cross rivers swimming safely with 40 con so i aimed to get 50+ con (and that took me some amount of time as i was advanced as the cavemen that figured how to light fire) so after a lot of scavenging con food, harvesting and feeding pumpkins from abandoned places i was there the ultimate goal of 50 con , then i wanted to try it , so i run from my noob plai down to the river, activated swimming while running , jumped to the river, crossed 2-3 tiles , and ...
shit i didn't notice that the stamina was low .

[Baldarich]

at my early start of h&h a friend told me i can cross rivers swimming safely with 40 con so i aimed to get 50+ con (and that took me some amount of time as i was advanced as the cavemen that figured how to light fire) so after a lot of scavenging con food, harvesting and feeding pumpkins from abandoned places i was there the ultimate goal of 50 con , then i wanted to try it , so i run from my noob plai down to the river, activated swimming while running , jumped to the river, crossed 2-3 tiles , and ...
shit i didn't notice that the stamina was low .

Ouch...

[epicless]

I once saw a grave made for a person who was still alive and active.

Still wonder who really owned that skeleton...

[Avulsio]

I once lived in Vigilance's village, made friends with him and peacefully left his village... and in the next world I found scents left when someone rammed my outer bwall, so I bug summoned them and killed them. I took the skeleton to Brodgar to add confusion, only to recognize the skeleton's name with my other character in Brodgar.

You can't imagine my surpise when I saw Vigilance's name over the skeleton. Oops, sorry dude. lol

[Darruin]

Back when I first played the game back in 2013, after a couple of weeks of playing my overall thoughts towards the game was that it was a very zen-like experience. Keep in mind I started playing at the creation of world 7.

Anyway during a standard curio-run for my village I left my boat for roughly one minute. When I returned you can't imagine my surprise to seeing about a dozen russians between myself and said boat. I felt like my heart flew out of my chest so my immediate response was to run... wasn't wise enough to carry water at this stage so you can imagine the outcome.

[maze]

back in w4 ---

my buddy berserker and I were hunting around to kill a few noobs, killed atleast 2 but the 3ed one- idk lucky maybe?

I cant tell you what went thought my head other then I wanted to have fun with this one. We jumped out of the boat and aggroed this poor noob. I told em' if they didn't comply with our demands we'd kill em'. So we sailed the noob back to our place I was telling this noob that they were going to be our farming slave and other stuff.

Normally i'd figure a player like this would quit, or maybe it was cuz we clothed em' gave em curio and seeds and showed em how to farm and they went happly on farming.

after about a week this noob keep playing doing the farming and cooking. Idk how it came about but Robby (other buddy of mine) got em' to log onto our teamspeak, turned out to be a really shy girl who didnt wanna upset us at the time and she didnt mind the experience .


So now onto today date. she and one my buddy (robby) are have been dating for the last 2 years now.

So idk if it was luck or what, but I was original going to kill her. odd how things turn out.

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O yeah another good story. world 5 or 6 idk?!

I joined WF quit the game, then i come back a month later. log on try to give my main account to DIS fked up by given it to some other shit.

Had another alt but this time my buds in AD wanted some action so DIS gave my alt one scent (some noob) I teleported to WF summoned the 1 noob in WF then DIS was like "hell yeah fking sweet let go Butt **** these guys" or some shit. so they gave me about 10 scents to summon in WF but I teleported to AD instead and let AD kill some of DIS members. for the DIS alt in WF, I think they figure out a way to summon their guys with that one alt. not to sure.

So yeah, I'm hated by the big dudes, sup guys!

[Baldarich]

back in w4 ---

my buddy berserker and I were hunting around to kill a few noobs, killed atleast 2 but the 3ed one- idk lucky maybe?

I cant tell you what went thought my head other then I wanted to have fun with this one. We jumped out of the boat and aggroed this poor noob. I told em' if they didn't comply with our demands we'd kill em'. So we sailed the noob back to our place I was telling this noob that they were going to be our farming slave and other stuff.

Normally i'd figure a player like this would quit, or maybe it was cuz we clothed em' gave em curio and seeds and showed em how to farm and they went happly on farming.

after about a week this noob keep playing doing the farming and cooking. Idk how it came about but Robby (other buddy of mine) got em' to log onto our teamspeak, turned out to be a really shy girl who didnt wanna upset us at the time and she didnt mind the experience .


So now onto today date. she and one my buddy (robby) are have been dating for the last 2 years now.

So idk if it was luck or what, but I was original going to kill her. odd how things turn out.

Just imagine when someone asks your buddy how did they meet.
"Yeah me and my buddy went killing some noobs in a game then we found her threatened to kill her if she wouldn't become our farming slave and somehow got her to join our channel on teamspeak and we started dating."