It all started when I was minding my own business in the middle of a lake, waiting for redhand to end so I could teleport home. Some russian facebook mom boated by aggressively, trying to bait me into extending my redhand time another hour.
I tried to negotiate a peaceful resolution, wherein a hat would be exchanged for my being allowed to leave peacefully. She agreed, and I was thrilled to be able to avoid conflict, as I am personally very adverse to it. But alas, when I logged into the alt she said she had transferred it to in Valhalla, I was SHOCKED to find she had tried to scam me.
Meanwhile on my other client she was had forced the unthinkable upon me, having to afk for an additional hour.
After a few weeks of decompressing, I saw my opportunity to prevent these evil russians from harming more innocent people
One of them had lost keys to their exterior wall and safepalis after maliciously red-handing me once again.
https://discord.com/channels/555108472090263553/558421357168427020/859697862342475776
After waiting for our ram to be ready, we activated our trap card and destroyed the defenses in their wall along with KOing some of the defenders
They still had another wall to hide behind, but luckily Jorbtar had blessed our catapults with divine fever, and cursed theirs for associating with known degenerates
After pushing the ram nearly to their idol, I managed to 360 no scope two of the enemy ethots and keep them in aggro until the idol was destroyed.
After gay baby jailed was emptied, we began destroyed the evil citadel of scammers in the hopes nobody else would ever need to suffer as we have again.
https://discord.com/channels/280362235421917191/280362235421917191/863573368292376616
There were some more skulls, but the corpses got mixed up while pickling in the cum jar, so I won't post them in case they're wrong
Garen hard at work making gelatin
the loot we ended up taking home:
and so once again the protectors of the hearthlands triumph over the evil gamer girl coalition & their incessant desire to remove our freedom of movement
I hope this serves as a reminder to all good citizens of the hearthlands: don't trade scam, it's mean
