Bob Dole was walking along, when he met a man calling himself GOD. If this was not heretical enough, this player admitted to playing league of legends.
Now, Bob Dole does not know who committed crimes against these six hearthlings a few days ago preventing them from getting their palisade up even until now, and is appalled to see such vandalism on innocent tanning tubs, and who knows what else.
With this said, heretics lack the protection of god, and regardless, walls can't protect you from hell.
League of legends is a poison for the soul. Bob Dole hopes that from now on you play only fun games comparable to haven and hearth, such as minesweeper or solitaire.
Bob Dole be with you, Bob Dole be with us all. Amen.