The Hearthland Herald Archives

[Robben_DuMarsch]

What's the opposite of a tree hugger?

[Zorkgrey]

Hearing the rallying call I wish I could join Plane Tree preservation project.

[Joe69]

What's the opposite of a tree hugger?

Green peace

[Hickupp]

https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-o ... ugger.html

Hmmm. Do I see a common denominator in there.

Good thing humans have only one world to develop (down the drain).

[TheHearthlandHerald]

Uncharted Island of Secrets Unveiled
In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the Hearthland community, a clandestine island, hidden amidst the misty seas, came to light. This secluded land was not a haven of peace, but rather a den of illicit alchemists, carrying out harrowing experiments on unsuspecting islanders. The truth surfaced when a courageous islander, bearing scars of arcane rituals, managed to escape the clutches of the alchemists. Collapsing on the shores of the Hearthlands, they recounted a tale of terror — of being captured, manipulated, and subjected to dark alchemical practices.




Upon hearing this unsettling account, Percival Parchmentpress Jr, ever the beacon of justice, embarked on a treacherous voyage to confront the malefactors. Braving the treacherous waters, Percival’s boat edged closer to the dark silhouette of the island, its tall towers casting ominous shadows. As Percival stepped ashore, he was met with a labyrinthine maze of laboratories, each echoing with eerie concoctions and forbidden spells. Using his unique skills and indomitable spirit, Percival managed to navigate the treacherous web of deceit and danger, freeing countless islanders and confronting the masterminds behind the operation. The culprits, now cornered, faced the full force of Percival’s resolve. Ensuring the island was secured, and its dangerous secrets contained, Percival led the liberated islanders back to the Hearthlands.



The Hearthland Herald salutes Percival Parchmentpress Jr for his unparalleled valor and celebrates the return of the lost islanders. The tale stands as a stark reminder of the dangers lurking beyond our shores and the heroes who rise to meet them.

[ruffn3k]

Uncharted Island of Secrets Unveiled

didn't rescue all of em sadly

[Finigini]

I'm famous. Shouldn't have stolen my rowboat ye scurvy dogs.

[Luno]

Alchemy lore:

Uncharted Island of Secrets Unveiled
In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the Hearthland community, a clandestine island, hidden amidst the misty seas, came to light. This secluded land was not a haven of peace, but rather a den of illicit alchemists, carrying out harrowing experiments on unsuspecting islanders. The truth surfaced when a courageous islander, bearing scars of arcane rituals, managed to escape the clutches of the alchemists. Collapsing on the shores of the Hearthlands, they recounted a tale of terror — of being captured, manipulated, and subjected to dark alchemical practices.




Upon hearing this unsettling account, Percival Parchmentpress Jr, ever the beacon of justice, embarked on a treacherous voyage to confront the malefactors. Braving the treacherous waters, Percival’s boat edged closer to the dark silhouette of the island, its tall towers casting ominous shadows. As Percival stepped ashore, he was met with a labyrinthine maze of laboratories, each echoing with eerie concoctions and forbidden spells. Using his unique skills and indomitable spirit, Percival managed to navigate the treacherous web of deceit and danger, freeing countless islanders and confronting the masterminds behind the operation. The culprits, now cornered, faced the full force of Percival’s resolve. Ensuring the island was secured, and its dangerous secrets contained, Percival led the liberated islanders back to the Hearthlands.



The Hearthland Herald salutes Percival Parchmentpress Jr for his unparalleled valor and celebrates the return of the lost islanders. The tale stands as a stark reminder of the dangers lurking beyond our shores and the heroes who rise to meet them.

Alchemy gameplay:

[Nightdawg]

Alchemy lore:


Alchemy gameplay:

[ruffn3k]

I'm famous. Shouldn't have stolen my rowboat ye scurvy dogs.

lucky that's all we stole (i assume, i dont keep count on all the bewildered dullards who keep coming here)