(New Video)A normal day in bob dole.

[overtyped]

Hi, Bob Dole is a pretty famous and mysterious individual. Today he thought he would show you a video showing day in his shoelace so feel closer to him.

Make sure to turn sound up all the way for proper experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvgNn1by1bQ




Previous shitposts:

Thirsty Snails Visit Whatever Bay

This happened about an hour ago.

So there Bob Dole was, posting pictures of himself feeding the homeless, and then uploading it to reddit for karma, when all of a sudden two slimy looking escargot slimed over to his town gates!

At first, Bob Dole was just going to step on them and get rid of them entirely as they were just too gross, however, as he raised his foot, he happened to look down and peer into into their greasy little eyes. He saw pain. They were thirsty! They wanted a drink that only Bob Dole himself could quench, so Bob Dole gave them a little sip~

->>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfwqu7JNvY <<<- Let Bob Dole tell you a little story. Here is how it happened...

Bob Dole Solos Troll

So Bob Dole was being a hero or whatever when he heard rumblings from deep within the earth. It could only be a beast from the blackest depths!

Knowing that time was of the essence, and some villagers in discord were preparing to kill it in an hour, Bob Dole had no time to waste.

With the swiftness of a hungry gazel, he quickly went down to the chasms below on level four to take credit for the kill.

Here is video proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEu4ELfivY
Ignore the other loozers in the video, they are just there to watch. Bob Dole easily coulda handled this himself, he was almost president you know.

Bob Dole Become First Whale Kiler.

Bob Dole has just killed a whale and takes full credit!

Here's what happened.
Bob Dole was building in his base, being productive as usual(Not afk, you can't prove that), when he received the bat signal from his friendship managers.

After hours of searching the seas and wasting countless tarsticks, the friendship managers Robbin and Earth had found a big slimy sea boy.

While Bob Dole was busy preparing an important post on these forums, the two friendship managers killed the beast, Bob Dole then went down and helped took some screenshots before hearthing, claiming full credit for the world first whale kill! (Yes, many factions have likely killed one already using bots, but they didn't post about it.)

That means Bob Dole is now world first Whale Killer, and his friendship managers helped I guess.

Huzzah!!!!

[Aerysette]

Incredible. You should reach out to the herald for interview. Bob Dole must be very exhausted after so much work!

[TheServant]

Awesome feat!!! I'm really proud of having bob dole living near my whereabouts. It's such a handsome and strong man, congratulations for the kill, i never doubted of you and your great skillset!

[Bruthol]

How so "first"? I've seen guys killing them like 1 week ago

[overtyped]

How so "first"? I've seen guys killing them like 1 week ago

Bob Dole knows this, but he posted first. Snooze, lose.

[Aerysette]

How so "first"? I've seen guys killing them like 1 week ago

shhhhh

[Halbertz]

My sincere congratulations! I hope all that charisma steaks will help Bob Dole in his way to the peak!

[Fostik]

Impressed by Bob Dole's impact on whatever bay achievements this world, well done!

[SnuggleSnail]

the chad bob dole's whaling trip vs. the virgin average brodgarian's







edit: 'nother one

[Robben_DuMarsch]

imagine being so desperate for Bob Dole's attention that you come to his thread with random unaffiliated KOs, not from his village, and try to act like it's our bois.