Horatio for Hire (Currently Hired)

[blazinghookshot]

HORATIO IS CURRENTLY HIRED!

For the low low price of a Discord @ and maybe a heart secret you can get

1 Hearthling named Horatio

Horatio comes with the following features:
Mildly dramatic voicelines
Willingness to go on dumb adventures
Inconsistent login times
Willingness to chill and chat
Occasional gifts of fish, small animals, and sometimes large animals
Intermediate knowledge of the game
Willingness to dramatically die in battle
Manual labor
Water delivery service

Perfect for a large clan who wants a jester or for a hermit who wants a friend.
Get your Horatio while supplies last (we only got one.)

[Stoneface]

Suprising honesty, best of luck f(r)iend