goodbye gay world

Forum for discussing in game politics, village relations and matters of justice.

goodbye gay world

Postby bitza » Sun Dec 28, 2025 9:43 pm

What up people. I found myself with some down time for the holidays and decided to give haven another shot. It's been more than a decade now since I played haven "seriously". I started up a character and poopsocked pretty hard for the first 4 days or so, looting old bases and whatnot. In those 4 days I had finished 3 credos, built a farm, had horses, sheep, metal, a dozen cupboards of curios, most stats approaching 100, close to a million LP. Mostly, I was having a good time.

I read about some market that was only about 45 minutes from my base, so I headed that way to see what was up. There I met my first player in the wild this time around. When he rolled up to me on his horse, I could smell the cheeto dust and BO immediately. He had really sweet gear. Hussar wings, merchant robe, couldn't tell what else but he looked like he was very successful in haven & hearth. I could hear his heavy breathing as his auto-aggro kicked in. I didn't even get a chance to type in the area chat, it only took about 5 seconds for him to KO me. He took my traveler sacks and a couple of other pieces of gear, and left me with about half of my HHP in cruel incision and nasty laceration. He must have had really high stats. Most of my stuff was probably garbage to him. Well, he really needed those traveler sacks apparently. I probably would have given them to him if he had asked, I mean, it's just leather and wax.

If you're reading this, whoever you are: No hard feelings, I get it dude. I played haven the same way and took it way too seriously, years ago, when things in my life weren't going so great. I hope things get better for you. Also, thank you for reminding me of the many hours I spent on haven & hearth in the past and what those many hours amounted to in the end.

My base is intact, I have all the shit to cure these wounds, I can make new traveler sacks and whatnot, but honestly, there are better things to do with my life.

I hope you enjoy your new traveler sacks :)
Karede wrote: It takes a special kind of autism to play this game
User avatar
bitza
 
Posts: 1462
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:07 pm

Re: goodbye gay world

Postby loleznub » Sun Dec 28, 2025 9:52 pm

who are u???
loleznub
 
Posts: 714
Joined: Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:26 am

Re: goodbye gay world

Postby jordancoles » Mon Dec 29, 2025 12:36 am

bitza wrote:No hard feelings, I get it dude. I played haven the same way and took it way too seriously, years ago, when things in my life weren't going so great.

:lol:
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

Check out my pro-tips thread
Image Image Image
User avatar
jordancoles
 
Posts: 14106
Joined: Sun May 29, 2011 6:50 pm
Location: British Columbia, Canada

Re: goodbye gay world

Postby fallout » Mon Dec 29, 2025 5:28 am

Privet
User avatar
fallout
 
Posts: 923
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 3:17 am

Re: goodbye gay world

Postby magnet » Mon Dec 29, 2025 5:50 am

to poopsock or not to poopsock, that is the question
User avatar
magnet
 
Posts: 219
Joined: Sat Jun 12, 2021 2:35 am

Re: goodbye gay world

Postby _Scipio » Mon Dec 29, 2025 5:59 am

bitza wrote:Image


Image
mizdirector89 wrote: No, their version of 'interrogating' was just saying 'speak up, you better talk' over and over while they killed our characters.

ImageWarriors of Annihilation ; The Crimson Tide ; Remnants of the Few
User avatar
_Scipio
 
Posts: 183
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2015 3:22 am
Location: Interrogating your villagers.

Re: goodbye gay world

Postby sMartins » Mon Dec 29, 2025 7:13 am

sMartouts wrote:I love those 'departure' posts. Bye bye retard.


That's not very nice of one of my puppets.

Please excuse him, best of luck in your journey.
Make friends with the other crabs or try to escape the bucket.
I'd hardly call anything the Bible of our times. » special thanks to MagicManICT
I only logged in to say this sentence. by neeco » 30 Oct 2018, 02:57
Default Client, Best Client!
User avatar
sMartins
 
Posts: 3259
Joined: Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:21 pm
Location: Italy

Re: goodbye gay world

Postby Fostik » Mon Dec 29, 2025 9:26 am

_Scipio wrote:
bitza wrote: Anton Chigurh


lol'd
Such a bold personality who calls out game/world gay, underlines he put super low effort in game but got so much fun(total win imo), judges life situation of attacker just by the fact he got ganked by him, and all in all becomes super insecure continuing playing after just one gank is super match to Anton Chigurh character
Known as zunzon. Contact discord: zunzon.
User avatar
Fostik
 
Posts: 2359
Joined: Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:08 pm
Location: EU

Re: goodbye gay world

Postby WowGain » Mon Dec 29, 2025 9:30 am

Here's that attention you asked for
W7 Hermit, Honorary Ruskie
W8 Hermit - W10 Hermit - W12 Hermit
W13 Oppidian, Lawspeaker of Duckshead Bay, Straumfjord
W14 Oppidian, Aldermann of Aldorice Reodcomba, Lord of Eirinsk, Duke of Sasheim
W15 Oppidian, Vanguard of the Wowgangers
User avatar
WowGain
 
Posts: 1052
Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:09 am

Re: goodbye gay world

Postby terechgracz » Mon Dec 29, 2025 10:08 am

That guy probavly played 15 min daily while you grinded 4h+.
ImageImageImage
ImageImageImageImage
JOIN THE OFFICIAL H&H DISCORD TODAY

♰ FORUM MODERATOR 02.01.2024 - 05.10.2024 ♰
terechgracz
 
Posts: 897
Joined: Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:06 pm

Next

Return to The Moot

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Claude [Bot] and 18 guests