post your funny or tragic 10k rage stories

[linkfanpc]

On hour 3 of the world my alt got aggroed by some random guy in a feather hat. Unfortunately for him it was my rage alt that i made for the express purpose of self defense. I kicked his ass and he ran away. I didn't have water so his flee was successful.

But his friend already kinned my main so i knew where they lived. I mosied on over and knocked out 2 of them. One of them as they fell said "why" and i replied "your friend attacked me dumbass" and i kid you not he said "what are you talking about? i'm only playing with 1 person and we just spawned!" as he lay in the pile of seven hearthfires with his and my attacker's names among them.

I only just aggroed a 3rd when feather hat man made his return. He aggroed me and i was getting 2v1ed so my brother brought me a dugout and i made a tactical retreat and lost aggro.

I guess he thought a stern stare would deter me because he just stood at water's edge and watched as we made a fire so i could eat meat up to 8000% energy. Then i rowed right back and aggroed him.

We stood and delivered together like the warriors of valhalla. I spammed punch, he spammed left hook. It was like the primordial forces of the world were duelling; like light and dark clashing. As his health dwindled his couple of allies who stayed to watch started to run screaming no doubt because he told them his fate was sealed. We traded blow after blow but he couldn't handle my 110 HP and he fell. Unfortunately he wasn't outlaw'd as i was his first attempted victim. Maybe i should have waited till he KOed someone and i could have murdered him but w/e we were moving anyway.

I stood over their 7 hearthfires like a rabid dog atop a rabbit den. They all logged out out of fear i guess.

Then i drowned the alt and turned its inheritance lp into a claim.

[Regulus2424]

10/10 story mate, you have a way with words for sure

[Audiosmurf]

Literally the only guy who posts anything worth reading ngl

[thisisobviouslyanalt]

Literally the only guy who posts anything worth reading ngl

OOOO MMMM GGGG look at you, being a nice. Is this a cutie arc I see?

[linkfanpc]

Literally the only guy who posts anything worth reading ngl

[magnet]

We stood and delivered together like the warriors of valhalla. I spammed punch, he spammed left hook. It was like the primordial forces of the world were duelling; like light and dark clashing.

Gork and Mork type beat

[linkfanpc]

We stood and delivered together like the warriors of valhalla. I spammed punch, he spammed left hook. It was like the primordial forces of the world were duelling; like light and dark clashing.

Gork and Mork type beat

[MightySheep]

Day 1 Some guy tried to bash and loot my starter cave before pclaim dried and I was actually able to defend it for once

[Giewonciak]

Ppl trying to rob my lether also found out it wont be so easy. Finally they KO my friend but end of the day they didnt get my leather and I got their rowboat so come visit more often guys.

[vatas]

I have a sinking feeling that too many people will blame 10k rage on why their leather got stolen (40k less LP to get vandalism, you can build stick fence with a gate and lock it too keep non-vandals out) and not the fact that scout alts can TW travel freely and the crime alt can also TW travel freely (at least while they're not Red-Handed or Outlaw, I literally don't know the nuances of current Criminal mechanics.)

If 10k rage was the only patch note this world, literally the only change would be a huge defender advantage for anyone trying to get set up. People still rushed the Rage when it cost 50k.

A world with w16.1 fast travel and w.16.2 rage/gate mechanics would almost be casual players' wet dream:
>it takes a ton more effort to scout your claim/leather (assuming you have them at a sensible spot) because Thingwall Travel costs weariness and Thingwall unlock can't be shared through Party.
>the theft/vandalism alt, again, has harder time traveling to your base
>group of casuals can form a Hobo Militia and swarm the crime alt like they're honeybees suffocating a hornet