Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby MightySheep » Fri Dec 26, 2025 3:13 pm

Kaios wrote:
MightySheep wrote:Big village cope always funny too "sausage slaves"

It is true though, I mean, do you bother doing the majority of industry related stuff or do you simply eat your fill and grab the next upgrade when it becomes available, supplementing anything else with the gear you've stolen. I really doubt most of those types of players do anything other than log in to sail around for X amount of hours looking for players to kill.

16.1 is terrible anyways and I am sure everyone will get bored of it very soon if they haven't already. Literally nothing to brag about in this thread, and armchair theorists who think that type of behaviour is good for the game up until the same thing happens to them should go suck a dick quite frankly.

Everybody makes their own sausages. This world I did like the most bare minimum effort maybe 1 hour every other day (if even that) of effort spent on grind and Im 200 stats which is this guys benchmark for 'tryhard sausage slave acc' it feels like the benchmark for being called a tryhard in havem just keeps getting lower and lower lol. It can be ur 3rd game behind ashes and arc raiders and u log in the morning to top up study and make couple of sausage uh oh stinky tryhard u did more than 99% of the playerbase.

Living in a big village is not much different from solo apart from leeching metal industry but after the first 30ql bronze I normally like to get my upgrades from enemy players but this world it was pretty cursed fking impossible to gank any1 when they run into palisades, luckily we were able to raid a couple of villages which got me some upgrades but I confess I had to get new stuff from the miner :( still sausage slaves is a funny idea. Sailing around looking for players to gank is like half the work with sausages u just port back snek full of animals in the process. Half my equipment slots rn is from onionville and curios. Who need slave when ppl will let u loot their village.

I havent been able to gank basically anybody this world because of this rage change, every hermit can just run into palisade which makes this guys complaining funnier since he is the 1 guy who cant manage it. Nobody will go pimp my wheelchair give up on that its the 1 pvp village that exists ur pretty unlcuky to live near it.
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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby Archipenos » Fri Dec 26, 2025 4:46 pm

MightySheep wrote:
Kaios wrote:
MightySheep wrote:Big village cope always funny too "sausage slaves"

It is true though, I mean, do you bother doing the majority of industry related stuff or do you simply eat your fill and grab the next upgrade when it becomes available, supplementing anything else with the gear you've stolen. I really doubt most of those types of players do anything other than log in to sail around for X amount of hours looking for players to kill.

16.1 is terrible anyways and I am sure everyone will get bored of it very soon if they haven't already. Literally nothing to brag about in this thread, and armchair theorists who think that type of behaviour is good for the game up until the same thing happens to them should go suck a dick quite frankly.

Everybody makes their own sausages. This world I did like the most bare minimum effort maybe 1 hour every other day (if even that) of effort spent on grind and Im 200 stats which is this guys benchmark for 'tryhard sausage slave acc' it feels like the benchmark for being called a tryhard in havem just keeps getting lower and lower lol. It can be ur 3rd game behind ashes and arc raiders and u log in the morning to top up study and make couple of sausage uh oh stinky tryhard u did more than 99% of the playerbase.

Living in a big village is not much different from solo apart from leeching metal industry but after the first 30ql bronze I normally like to get my upgrades from enemy players but this world it was pretty cursed fking impossible to gank any1 when they run into palisades, luckily we were able to raid a couple of villages which got me some upgrades but I confess I had to get new stuff from the miner :( still sausage slaves is a funny idea. Sailing around looking for players to gank is like half the work with sausages u just port back snek full of animals in the process. Half my equipment slots rn is from onionville and curios. Who need slave when ppl will let u loot their village.

I havent been able to gank basically anybody this world because of this rage change, every hermit can just run into palisade which makes this guys complaining funnier since he is the 1 guy who cant manage it. Nobody will go pimp my wheelchair give up on that its the 1 pvp village that exists ur pretty unlcuky to live near it.


It's not just the sausage. If you play an average of 30 minutes a day, who gave you walls to hide behind? How did you get 200 str? 30 min a day as a solo means you'd be a sprucecap. And I mean that literally: your best gear would be a sprucecap. I lived next to a guy who plays that much, he didnt have a wall and had 2 drying racks. Genuinely, besides clicking 1 to kill people, do you understand the game? Like how to raise the q of things? Pvp villagers are the only villagers who dont participate, at nearly any level, in the game.

The game needs a proletariat revolution. If the stats handed to you were instead distributed amongst the workers who gave it to you, they themselves could have come and killed me. Like, why do they tolerate you? You just admitted to being dead weight.

Also I wasn't by my palisade.

I know it's a fool's errand but it's bigger than a hermit getting whacked. You don't play the game except an hour every other day, and you use that hour to reduce the player population: ie it's a dead game because of you, directly.
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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby whateverisfine » Fri Dec 26, 2025 5:04 pm

retard you never played pvp in this game. you know something called valhalla? even there any fighter would smash you with 1/3 of ur stats even in such enviroment, you talk about time invested but you literally invested nothing nor played this game long enough and make shit assumptions
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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby Robben_DuMarsch » Fri Dec 26, 2025 5:04 pm

Did you get traded a scented item, that they used an alt to perform a theft on, then tracked the item to you?
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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby Archipenos » Fri Dec 26, 2025 5:49 pm

Robben_DuMarsch wrote:Did you get traded a scented item, that they used an alt to perform a theft on, then tracked the item to you?


No, the guy boats up and down the river looking for people and hunting. There is that at least, he does hunt.
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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby Regulus2424 » Fri Dec 26, 2025 5:58 pm

Archipenos wrote:The game needs a proletariat revolution.


Unfortunately, the potential revolutionaries either ragequit the game or keep obediently buying gold subs regardless of how many times they experienced an encounter similar to yours.
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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby MightySheep » Fri Dec 26, 2025 6:17 pm

Archipenos wrote:It's not just the sausage. If you play an average of 30 minutes a day, who gave you walls to hide behind? How did you get 200 str? 30 min a day as a solo means you'd be a sprucecap. And I mean that literally: your best gear would be a sprucecap. I lived next to a guy who plays that much, he didnt have a wall and had 2 drying racks. Genuinely, besides clicking 1 to kill people, do you understand the game? Like how to raise the q of things? Pvp villagers are the only villagers who dont participate, at nearly any level, in the game.

The game needs a proletariat revolution. If the stats handed to you were instead distributed amongst the workers who gave it to you, they themselves could have come and killed me. Like, why do they tolerate you? You just admitted to being dead weight.

Also I wasn't by my palisade.

I know it's a fool's errand but it's bigger than a hermit getting whacked. You don't play the game except an hour every other day, and you use that hour to reduce the player population: ie it's a dead game because of you, directly.

If ur curious ill tell u how I play, I go hard for like 1 week at the start of world. Make my plot, house, drying racks, smokers etc, fill cupboards with random long lasting curios and dried fish then i can just coast for the rest of the world. That initial work lasts forever all I have to do is a pvp/hunt roam once a while when I feel like it. Sausages ill do like once a week or 2 weeks if I can ever work up the motivation but honestly stats arent that important so Im not that bothered about it. 30 mins a day is enough to maintain food and curios after u are set up already. Especially when ganks provide a lot of curios and there is village raids once a while. Im pretty sure I could play the exact same way Im playing inside a hermitage tbh. All u need from big village is to leech the metal industry for stuff. The metal industry in question is like 1 guy maybe he should revolt but he also profits from raids etc lol

Using that hour to reduce player count is exactly the point of playing u could say the same about any battle royale game. U dont even need to be by ur palisade thats the funny thing not many ppl have figured out u just need to run to any palisade without rage. Or just run in a straight line and get a speed boosts then ur gone. Idk I found it basically impossible to gank anybody this world so idk how harde it can be rly
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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby Saxony4 » Fri Dec 26, 2025 6:24 pm

Archipenos wrote:The game needs a proletariat revolution.

Damn those pvp kulaks and their bougie snekkjas
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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby GreenScape » Fri Dec 26, 2025 8:47 pm

Archipenos wrote:I've played on and off since w6


You had to know by now that HnH is a refuge for a lot of antisocial scum. You had to... There are the nicest people, but they are far between.

Over the years, the first group grew and the other one dwindled.
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Re: Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

Postby Archipenos » Fri Dec 26, 2025 8:48 pm

Saxony4 wrote:
Archipenos wrote:The game needs a proletariat revolution.

Damn those pvp kulaks and their bougie snekkjas


Don't forget that sieges are "broken" because they mechanically allow a player to fight back and actually require the seiger to, like, log in.

Edit: and to above guy, yes I knew. The n word and f slur spamming on runestones clued me in that it hadn't changed. I got soft, I'll admit, from last world's kingdom chat. We knew each other well enough around the area that besides snuggle sailing through it was kind of hard to get myself killed. Not like that this world or next to these guys. I was dead before I could type "hi."

It's nuts because I also played a bit in legacy. I remember cause I remember the dopey graphics for the stone ax. Getting told I dont know the game by someone who is a toddler is nutty. Account since 2020 lol. Though, like me, they might have had a previous account. If you dig far enough in the forums you can probably find the post my speaker made about getting bashed for a monocle. Pics of us begging, too.
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