Who's flag is "Im fine" on snekkja?

[vipes]

The true test of a successful MMO is how many women play it and this game has basically 0 female players anymore, so that should give you an idea of how things are going.

[SexyBigBoobaDakkan]

The true test of a successful MMO is how many women play it and this game has basically 0 female players anymore, so that should give you an idea of how things are going.

Nice self-reporting

[derkami]

The true test of a successful MMO is how many women play it and this game has basically 0 female players anymore, so that should give you an idea of how things are going.

I know 5. And I bet there's more.

Edit: Actually make it 6.
The reason why ender client still exists, is also a woman.

[vipes]

The true test of a successful MMO is how many women play it and this game has basically 0 female players anymore, so that should give you an idea of how things are going.

I know 5. And I bet there's more.

Edit: Actually make it 6.
The reason why ender client still exists, is also a woman.

"6 out of 2000 players are women" isn't the dunk you think it is

[Archipenos]

and LET ME ADD, in my useless rage, that (I just reread the PvP post) if it is indeed about "simulated" conflict resolution, or the real world, or anything like that, the idea itself of claims is stupid. Remove them entirely. And remove or reduce by 99% decay of items. A log house does not decay in a week irl. Irl if someone kills me or my friend, if I want to burn their house down, nothing but fear of the law or reprisal or my own moral compass stops me. The law, in this case, being nothing more than an anarchic right to violence, like in the state of nature. I should be, then, more than capable of simply lighting fire to a structure and then leaving. And in that case, why shouldn't palis be handbashable? They aren't, anyways, bashed by hand, but rather by axes and pickaxes: like, uuuh, how wood usually is. Normally you don't need a battering ram to cut down a log of wood.

And also, in a "simulated" real world, a person does not have 2k strength (comparable to what animal? A mammoth or fuckin orca? Two silverback gorrilas?), or maybe even 200, cannot fight a bear unarmed, and is never and never will be functionally immortal. A sword is a sword, meat is meat, and their interaction is quite fuckin' plain. Even Achilles had a heel. Not so in hnh.

Last world the dude who taught me combat sparred with me. In a minute (It could have been 30 seconds, I didn't time it.) of allowing me to swing on him without him closing his openings, i produced maybe 100 damage. In ten seconds of him swinging on me, despite me closing my openings, he was the victor. In either case he and I used only 3 keys (and he 2): quick barrage, whatever the big damage move is for red that costs 3-4 initiative, and red defense. It is not, I maintain, mathematically or theoretically possible to defend oneself even when entirely geared and even with every possible advantage (assuming the one advantage you lack is the sum of agi, str, and mc/ua: as in, skill does not factor in to the game's formula). If I am the snekkja man and he is the canoe man, even if I back away using my speed to my advantage to close my openings, he too will do this, and better than I, and it will be a stalemate wherein if ever it came to blows he would still inevitably win. Therefore, there is functionally no pvp in the game. The inevitability of the conflict's one sided resolution precludes it from being, in my mind, pvp.

It's a farce. The entire game is built around keeping 300 4chan users subscribed, not simulating shit at all. The least realistic element of the game has always been combat, but christ, it isn't even close to being realistic at this point. It does, however, do well to simulate serfdom. For that I am grateful. I would not then be a serf if not for threat of death, and now I do not think I will voluntarily become one.

Notice how the pvp fanboys did not, at any point in this thread, address a single meaningful point regarding the state of pvp? If git gud means have a dozen alts, abuse game mechanics (like pretending to steal your own items to create gps tracking devices to be used for "pvp"), and acquire serfs, I'm good with not being gud. What I cannot seem to get these nerds to understand is this: You're not good either dipshit. Your character is a handout. You're the only one without a job in your village. You're a well-fed bum, not Achilles. Achilles, unlike you, was required by what is not simulated here (reality) to offer up to life a chance at losing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtYU87QNjPw

[Halbertz]

Irl if someone kills me if I want to burn their house down

Guys don't tell him.

[Regulus2424]

Jorbtar, add silverback gorillas RIGHT NOW

Bonus points if defeating one would unlock an emote that was used to honor Harambe.

[SexyBigBoobaDakkan]

Yap

No one is reading that, please review the concept of succinct and apply to future literature assignments.

[Archipenos]

Yap

No one is reading that

Illiterates generally don't.

[MightySheep]

I remember log into w16 months after I quit. I see some guy building a kingdom challenge I gank him and he have x2 my gear ql probably x3 my stats but he panic like tard and get KOd then pay token for his stuff back.

It's the same story basically every single time at some point you start to realise there's no point stressing about stats it doesn't matter. Real fights aren't spars nobody runs properly nobody defends properly etc.

1 world I'm out statted out geared I run through mine and bash mine supports on the head of sacred felix etc. Another world out statted outgeared run into bee dungeon and block entrance 1v3 felix for full kill. Out statted and geared w11 make secret alliance to bait and surprise enemy from behind 1 fight. Far from any safety. Last world the op stat and gear guys kept getting kod in fights because all it takes is 1 mistake doesn't matter who makes it. This is just random memorable examples off top of my head there are so many more where some1 got outplayed in boats or boxed in or spear KO etc.

1v1 might be quite stat checky but outside of that it's entirely skill based and stats are so meh. 1v1 is only a stat check when both fighters are not making any mistakes. Despite the combat system being so simplistic That's like less than 5% of haven pop who would click the buttons properly. Why u think snail run so many rage alt because low stat wont matter 95% of time