You know, they're all talking about it. The fake news forums — they don't want to talk about it, but they HAVE to, folks — because something historic is happening right now in this realm. Something nobody thought possible — except for me, of course. It's called the Spiders Logistics Center — the greatest logistics center in the history of logistics centers. Some are saying it's the biggest building ever made — maybe not in size, but in importance, okay? They’re calling it The Hub — I didn't come up with that name, but it's what people are saying, very smart people, people who know logistics better than anyone.
And I know what the haters are saying. They're saying, 'Oh, is it real? Is it happening? Is it being built?' YES, folks — it's real. It's happening. It’s more real than Austin ever was, I’ll tell you that. Right now, as we speak, thousands of carts — beautiful carts, the best carts — are being stored inside. Garden pots — top quality stolen Russian garden pots — they're in there too, folks. And some people are saying there’s... other things in there. Things for mobilizing certain forces. I'm not saying that — but some people are. And they're very smart people.
And look, were there a few hermits who got in the way? Maybe. Maybe. But they were living in holes, folks. Very nasty little holes. Not very sanitary. Nobody liked them. They didn't even like themselves! Frankly, they were a danger to themselves and to the carts. But the fake news — oh, they cry about the hermits. They say, 'Oh, so many hermits died!' But really — it was, like, three. Maybe four. Very small number. And you know what? They loved it. They died doing what they loved — watching Oppidia get back to work.
But this isn’t just a logistics center, folks — this is a fortress of SCIENCE. This is where we store the carts, the garden pots, the things that keep the alchemy running. And maybe... just maybe... it's where we're organizing Oppidia’s vast armies for something much, much bigger. I can't say too mulch — but let's just say certain SNAKES better think twice before messing with us now. You all know what I'm talking about.
And let me tell you something — Mad Alchemist Austin could NEVER have built this logistics center. He wouldn’t know where to put the carts. He’d be wandering around, bumping into the pots, falling into the hermit holes. It would be a disaster. Justin Trudeau? He might know where to put the carts... I don't know... he’s a nice-looking guy... but he doesn’t have the strength to build something like this. Nice hair, though. Very nice hair. But weak leadership. Very weak.
So to all the doubters, to all the fake news forums crying about the hermits — I say this: Oppidia is BACK. The logistics center is real. The carts are being stored. The armies are mobilizing. And the snakes? Nevermind the snakes. They're losing very badly.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the Intergalactic Empire of Oppidia!
